Prosecutor: Did you kill him? Defendant: No, I did ...

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Prosecutor: Did you kill him? Defendant: No, I did not. Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury? Defendant: Yes, I do. And they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder.
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