Stupid Questions Wishes and Status Messages

When people see you lying down,
With your eyes closed and they still ask:- are you sleeping?

You are on the queue to buy tickets in the cinema,
A friend saw you & ask:- what are you doing here?

GIRL : If w! e become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working for now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & four children.

Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself and send me it, i'm playin cards and i'm
missing the joker!

At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

When you get woken up at midnight by a phonecall...
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife beating,insensitive lout.. it's just the money.

At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement.
We occasionally also spit in it.

When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

At a family get-together: When some distant aunt > meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.

At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high heeled shoes steps on yourfeet...
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia.....