Tamil Wishes and Status Messages - Page 2

Nan rojavai pola alaganavan illai
Aanal en ‘IDAYAM’
Rojavaivida
Alaganadu
En theriuma?
Athil neeum un Natoum iruppathal

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference?? naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love marriage... 10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

BUMPER OFFER... Enakku Thodarndhu SMS/E-mail Anuppinal Neengal Win Pannalam: 1st, $i.0 million car voda Photo 2nd, ''29'' inch colour TV''voda Carton Box 3rd, India Pogum Plane''kku BYE BYE kaatum vaaippu 4th, Mega Prize: BREAKFAST/LUNCH/DINNER.Unggal selavil/ Mundhungal!!!Hurry...Limted period offer innike matume!!!!

Idi.. Minnal.. Mazhai.. puyal.. Vellam.. Poogambam.. ethu nadanthalum east.. west.. north.. south..enga irunthaalum, entha sim pottirunthaalum ennoda sms suma gilli...gilli....gilli maathiri vanthu GOOD Morning sollum..Hava a nice Day...

Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga... Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?!

Vadivelu: Hello, enna ithu? 601 ruba kadan vaangitu 106 ruba thareenga? Parthiban: Ithuthan kasana THIRUPPI tharadhu......

1000, 2000 selavu panni OOTY, KODAIKANAL suthana TOUR NU solranga.
10p selavu illama OORA suthana THANDASORU nu solranga
Enna ulagamba

Kadavul kitta dress keten...Thuni kadaiye koduthar.... Sappadu keten..Hotele koduthar... Selavukku 5000 ketten... un cell number koduthar, epa varatum...

The words which never complete without "u" D_b_kk_ Baekk_ Makk_ Loos_ Pisas_ Frad_ Blaed_ Kir_kk_ Idh_ epdi ir_kk_? HahaHaha

Hand wash''nna kai kazhuvaradhu, ''Face wash''nna mugam kazhuvaradhu, Appo ''brain wash'' nna braina kazhuvaradhaa?

Varum Sanikalame Eravu Elu muppathukku Ungal SUN T.Vyil Hollywood Thirai padam: "CHILANTHI ANNACHI"(SPIDER MAN) appuram Sunday Hollywood Thirai padam: Ammachi thirumba vanthach(Mummy returns)

Here comes the coMPUTER tHIRUKKURAL.. 1.Bug kandupiditharae oruthal avar naana DeBUG seidhuvidal... 2.COPY PASTE seidhu vazhvaarae vazhvoarmattravarellam CODING seidhu saavaar. 3.emmozhi marandhaarkumJOB undaam JOB illai C i Marandhavarkku. 4.CHAT -tinil YAHOO.Chat seiga illaiyael CHAT-in CHATtaamai nandr..

Thel kottina valikkum... paambu kottina valikkum .. mudi kottina valikkuma? - Vazhukumae

Pal vali vantha palla pudungalam....Ana... Kaal vali vantha kaala pudunga mudiyuma ?! Illa Thalai Vali Vandha, Thaliathan Pudunga Mudiyuma?

Man 1: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma? Man 2: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu... Man 1: 100mohmed, 9thara, 6mugam, 7malai, 5ali, and 3sha. kooti PARU KANAKU SARIA VARUM

Life la onnume illa na bore addikum... Thalaila onnume ellana glare addikum...

Naaikku naalu kaal irukkalaam. Aana adhala LOCAL call, STD call, ISD call, even MISSED call kooda panna mudiyathu!

"Muruganukku" Mottai podu, "Perumalukku" Naamam Podu, "Jesus"ku siluvai podu. My chellam, nee daily "jatti"podu, Marakkama "thovachi podu"

Thooka marundhu sappitta thookam varum... Anaa...Irumal marundhu sappitta irumal varathu! (Enna kodumai saaar idhu)

Engineering Collegela padichu Engineer aagalaam, Presidency collegela padichu president aaga mudiyumaa?!

TEA STRONG AA IRUKA YENA PANANUM? ORU SPOON "CEMENT" PODANUM.

Meen pidikiravana meenavan-nnu sollalam. Naai pidikiravana naaiavan- nnu solla mudiyuma?

Hai! E Sollu!! E e e Sollu!! E e e e e e Sollu!! Nalla e e e e Sollu!! (Leave some spacing) ilichadhu podhum po poi palla velakkuga... Good MoRnInG...Have a nice day...

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi potta enakku enna kidaikkum?
Husband: Ennoda LIC panam Seekkaram kidaikkum.
Wife: !!!!!!!!!!1

"Heart attackna enna theriyuma? Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increace aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum. Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Ghandi Parkuku entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku per thaan heart attack.

7 Paramparaikkku ukkanthu saapida paisa irunthalum... fast food kadaile ninnukittu dhaan saapidanum!

School Testla Bit adikalam... College Testla Bit adikalam ... Blood Testla Bit addika mudiyuma?