Tongue Twister Quotes - Page 16

A big black bug bit a big black bear. But where is the big black bear that the big black bug bit?

This one is Japanese.
Namamugi, Namagome, Namatamago.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

Selfish shellfish.

Tragedy strategy.

Brisk brave brigadiers brandished broad bright blades,
blunderbusses, and bludgeons -- balancing them badly.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Irish wristwatch.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

Thank the other three brothers of their father''s mother''s brother''s side.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

Shredded Swiss chesse.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It''s slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they''re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Three twigs twined tightly.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Ned Nott was shot
and Sam Shott was not.
So it is better to be Shott
than Nott.
Some say Nott
was not shot.
But Shott says
he shot Nott.
Either the shot Shott shot at Nott
was not shot,
or
Nott was shot.
If the shot Shott shot shot Nott,
Nott was shot.
But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott,
then Shott was shot,
not Nott.
However,
the shot Shott shot shot not Shott --
but Nott.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Strange strategic statistics.

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

The sawingest saw I ever saw saw
was the saw I saw saw in Arkansas.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Two toads, totally tired.

Who washed Washington''s white woolen underwear
when Washington''s washer woman went west?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Will you, William?

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you''ll play professionally.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

Please pay promptly.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

The epitome of femininity.

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Are our oars oak?

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Give Mr. Snipa''s wife''s knife a swipe.