Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 27

Cedar shingles should be shaved and saved.

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you''ll play professionally.

Will you, William?

Mix, Miss Mix!

Who washed Washington''s white woolen underwear
when Washington''s washer woman went west?

Are our oars oak?

Two toads, totally tired.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

A lusty lady loved a lawyer
and longed to lure him from his laboratory.

The epitome of femininity.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicing him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor''s reckoning.

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Good blood, bad blood.

Please pay promptly.

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Lily ladles little Letty''s lentil soup.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

If a Hottentot taught a Hottentot tot
To talk ere the tot could totter,
Ought the Hottenton tot
Be taught to say aught, or naught,
Or what ought to be taught her?
If to hoot and to toot a Hottentot tot
Be taught by her Hottentot tutor,
Ought the tutor get hot
If the Hottentot tot
Hoot and toot at her Hottentot tutor?

Give Mr. Snipa''s wife''s knife a swipe.

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.