Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 28

Preshrunk silk shirts

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.

A bloke''s back bike brake block broke.

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat''s felt.

The Leith police dismisseth us.

Sixish.

The seething seas ceaseth
and twiceth the seething seas sufficeth us.

Don''t pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Brad''s big black bath brush broke.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

Thieves seize skis.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Chop shops stock chops.

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington''s windows with warm washing water.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Pacific Lithograph.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Susan shineth shoes and socks;
socks and shoes shines Susan.
She ceased shining shoes and socks,
for shoes and socks shock Susan.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

The blue bluebird blinks.