Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 6

Canny Cannibal
How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

Mrs Hunt
Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers

Quick kiss. Quicker kiss.

Doctor (Version 1)
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Biscuits
A Box of Mixed Biscuits
And a Biscuit Mixer.

Felt Hat
Is that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredible
I''ve fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I''ve ever fealt
I''ve never fealt a felt hat like that felt hat fealt.

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Manager of the Menagerie
''The Manager of the Menagerie
Imagined he was a manager of an imaginary Menagerie''.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See''s saw
Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw,
See''s saw would not have sawed
Soar''s seesaw.
So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See''s saw sawed
Soar''s seesaw.

Fuzzy Wuzzy
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Was a bear,
Fuzzy Wuzzy Had no Hair,
Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn''t fuzzy,
Was he?!

Mr. See''s Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
before Soar saw See

Mrs. Puggy Wuggy
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt
Not a punt cut square
Just a square cut punt
It''s round in the stern and blunt in the front
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt

To sit in solemn silence on a dull dark dock
In a pestilential prison with a lifelong lock
Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock
From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

Good blood, bad blood.

I saw Esau
I saw Esau kissing Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau,
And Esau saw that I saw Kate,
And Kate saw I saw Esau saw.

Mix, Miss Mix!

Good Cook
How many cuckoos could a good cook cook
if a cook could cook cuckoos.

Doctor (Version 2)
When a doctor doctors a doctor does the doctoring doctor doctor,
the doctor the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored,
or does the doctoring doctor doctor the doctor,
the way the doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor?,
Here''s the answer:
The doctoring doctor doctors the doctor the way the
doctoring doctor wants to doctor the doctor.
Not the way the doctored doctor wants to be doctored.

Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter''s bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
It would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter,
That would make my batter better.
" So she bought a bit of butter -
Better than her bitter butter -
And she baked it in her batter;
And the batter was not bitter.
So ''twas better Betty Botter
Bought a bit of better butter.

Fig Plucker
I''m not the fig plucker,
but the fig plucker''s son.
But I''ll pluck figs
''til the fig plucker comes

Cheeryful Charles
Cheerful Charles chose cherry chocolates for Cheri.

Bob Dole
How much dough would Bob Dole dole
If Bob dole could dole dough?
Bob dole would dole as much dough
As Bob Dole COULD dole,
If Bob Dole could dole dough.

Please pay promptly.

Fly and a Flea
A fly and a flea in a flue
Were imprisoned, so what could they do?
"Let us fly," said the flea
"Let us flee,"said the fly
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

Goodie Twoshoes
Good Goodie Twoshoes took two shoes to the Goody Showshine shoe shop.

At a minute or two ''til two
Oh what to do to die today at a minute or two ''til two
A thing distinctly hard to say yet harder still to do
For they''ll beat a tattoo at twenty to two
With a rattatta tattatta tattatta too
And the dragon will come when he hears the drum
At a minute or two ''til two today
At a minute or two ''til two.

Will you, William?

Fresh Fish
Do you like fresh fish?
It''s just fine at Finney''s Diner.
Finney also has some fresher fish
that''s fresher and much finer.
But his best fish is his freshest fish
and Finney says with pride,
"The finest fish at Finney''s is
my freshest fish, French-fried!"
SO...
don''t order the fresh or the fresher fish.
At Finney''s, if you''re wise, you''ll say,
"Fetch me the finest, French-fried freshest
fish that Finney fries!"
Dr. Seuss'' book, "Oh say can you say"

Are our oars oak?