Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages - Page 7

Once Upon A Barren Moor
Once upon a barren moor
there dwelt a bear also a boar
the bear could not bear the boar
the bear thought the boar a bore
At last that bear could bear no more
that boar that bored him on the moor
and so one morn'' he bored that boar
that boar will boar no more

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now, See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See''s saw
Before See sawed Soar''s seesaw,
See''s saw would not have sawed
Soar''s seesaw.
So See''s saw sawed Soar''s seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
just because See''s saw sawed
Soar''s seesaw.

Lala Gop Gapangam Dass

White water wet suits with wide white stripes.

Timmy Tommy Timberson tooted to Toronto tutoring.

Please pay promptly

Tree Toad
A tree toad loved a she-toad,
That lived up in a tree.
She was a three-toed tree toad,
But a two-toed toad was he.

Alice asks for axes.

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe''s banjo.
If your Joe won''t lend our Joe your Joe''s banjo,
our Joe won''t lend your Joe our Joe''s banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

Unique New York
Unique New York,
You need New York,
You know you need unique new york.

I feel a feel,a funny feel and a funny feel,a feel and if you feel the feel,I feel.I feel you feelthe feel,i feel.

Two BootBlacks
There were two bootblacks,a white bootblack and a black bootblack
and they were both busy blacking boots.
The white bootblack told the black bootblack
to blacken the white bootblack`s boots black.
The black bootblack was taken aback
and blackened the white bootblack`s face black.
The white bootblack blackened the black bootblack`s face black too.

"What ails Alex?" asks Alice.

If I assist a sister-assistant, will the sister''s sister-assistant assist me?

People panic particularly positively when purple people-eaters pounce.

Will you, William?

Yellow yaks yell yesterday''s yard sales.

Eleven elephants took eight elves ice-skating.

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe''s banjo.
If your Joe won''t lend our Joe your Joe''s banjo,
our Joe won''t lend your Joe our Joe''s banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

Witch
Which is the witch that wished the wicked wish ?
I don''t know which witch is whitch.

Thadius Thistle
Thadius Thistle the thistle sifter
While sifting a sieve of unsifted thistles
Thrust three thousand thistles
Threw the thick of his thumb.

Sea Shells (Version 2)
She sells sea shells
Down by the sea shore
She sells shells.

Wood Chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Mix, Miss Mix

Theopholis Sistle
Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles.
Now, if Theopholis Sistle, the thistle sifter,sifted a sive full of unsifted thistles,
where are the sifted thistles that Theopholis Sistle,the thistle sifter, sifted?

Peter Pan Peanut Butter
Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter.
Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.

Pheasant Plucker
I am not a pheasant plucker,
But a pheasant plucker''s son.
I am only plucking pheasants
''Til the pheasant plucker comes.

WOOD CHUCK (Version 4)
If a wood-chuck should chuck wood,
how much wood should a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck couldn''t chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck could chuck wood,
how much wood could a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn''t chuck wood.
But if a wood-chuck would chuck wood,
how much wood would a wood-chuck chuck?
A wood-chuck wouldn''t chuck any amount of wood,
if a wood-chuck should chuck wood.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

Sea Shells
She sells sea shells
On the sea shore
Of Seychelles