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Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

wah..wah..

Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye...

MUNNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye.. :-

Santa baalon k saath saath kandhe pe b shampo laga rha tha.ye dekh k wife boli-kya kr re ho?
Santa-ye koi aam shampo nai hai ye Head & shoulder hai.

Apnapan sikha k juda ho Gye
Na socha Na samja Khafa ho Gye
Duniya me ek baar humne kisi ko apna kaha
to Vo B logo ki baato me akar bewafa ho Gye.

Kabhi hum tute to kabhi khwab tute, na jane kitne tukdo me arman tute, Har tukda aaina hai zindgi ka, har aaine ke sath lakhon jazbat tute..

Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya Teri meharbaniya Teri kedardaniya agar macharo se bachana ho to lgaeye machardaniya.

Sher sherni ko kiss krne lga Sherni ne rok dia or idhr udhr dekhne lagi
Sher: kya hua?

Shreni -Dekh rhi hu aas pas Discovery wale to nhi hai!

Girl-Mairi skin bohat soft, mulaayam, sensitive hai aur rang bohat gorra hai. Sone se pehlay kya laga k soya karoon ??

Doctor: "Darwaje ki KUNDI....."GUD NYT

Wo So Jate H Aksar Hme Yaad Kye Bgair,
Hme Nind Nhi Ati Unse Baat Kye Bgair.
Ksur Unka Nhi Hmara H,
Uneh Chaha Bhi To Unki Ijajt Kye Bagair.

Unki yaadon meinUnki baaton mein kahin mere ask bhi jhilmilata honge,laakh mashruf honge apne kamo main phir bhi humein soch kar kabhi to muskurate honge.

DON ka intjar to11 mulko k Digree Colleges ki Ladkiya kar Rahi hai Lekin DON ka aana Muskil hi nhi Namumkin b hai,
QKI DON


INTER me Fail Ho Gaya Hai.

Dhadkan Hamari Tumse Jo Kahe
Sanso Ko Bhi Uski Khabar Na Lage,
Bahut Khubsurat Hai Rishta Humara,
Duwa Hai Ise Kisiki Nazar Na Lage..

SAPNO ki duniya AZEEB hoti H
JUTHI hi sahi par hr KHUSHI nasib hoti H
BESHAK aate H
SAPNE kuch pl k liye Par in palo me JANNAT kitni KARIB hoti H....

Sham ki tanhayi me kabhi kho na jana,Barish ki masti me kabhi dub na jana,Milegi jarur zindgi me manjil aapko par unhe pakr har kishi ko bhul n jana..

Girl- Nice mobile, where did u buy?
Boy- I won dis in a running race.
Girl- How many people participated?
Boy- MOBILE OWNER, POLICE and ME.

Surat Aapki khayalo se kyo nhi jati? Need hai Aankho me magar kyo nhi aati ? Aap sath they to maut ka khauf Na tha Mujhko,Ab mai tanha hu to maut kyo nhi aati ?

Pta h sabse pyara rishta kiska hota h.. Do ankho ka. Jo ek sath jhapkti h, ghumti h, dekhti h roti h lekin phir bhi vo dono kabhi ek dusre ko dekh nhi skti.

Maali ne fool ko khas bnaya
Fool ne khusbu ko khas bnaya
Khusbu ne mohbbat ko khas bnaya
Mohbbat ne ladki ko khas bnaya.
or
1 ladki ne kitno ko "DEVDAS"banaya

$weet
good morning
to a
$weet
per$on
who
pa$$ed
$weet night
to
$ee
$weet dream$
now
want$
to
pa$$
the
$weet day
with
$weet talk$.
have
a
$weet day
Good Morning.

How to grow friendship ? Pick a pot of trust , water with good , thoughts , add some emotion and faith , remove the misunderstandin-g and nurish it. Gud 9i8.:-):-):-)

A woman ws kidnapped...
The kidnaper sent a piece of her finger to her husbnd n demanded money...
Husbnd replied- I want more proof
MUNDI BHEJO MUNDI ;-)

Apple wali story toh har koi janta hai but How did newton discoverred 2nd law?
1 day he kicked a goat with force F, goat cried mA.
So,
'F= mA.'
gud mrnggg

ARKiMiDIS THEORM
Jab Koi Ldki kisiL adke K Pyar ME Puri Ya Ansik Roop Se Dubti HAI.TO Uski Padhai Me Ayi Kami us Ladke K Pyar Me Hui Badhotri Ke Barabar Hoti HAI

A lesson frm Grammer:
"The past will always be simple. The Future will always be Perfect & the Present will always be Tensed..!" :

Adiwasi area me 1 teacher ki posting ho gayi.

Students se unka pehla question- "Pehle wale teacher kaise the..?"

Adiwasi students ka answer-







"Swadisht"

We think that there is enough time 2 live...
Bt we never know which moment is the final one.
So share,cheer,live,love every moment of life...

ehsaas e aarju ko dil se mita na sakoge, bhulana chahoge bhi to bhula na sakoge,ye chirag e dosti dil se jalaya hai humne,jal jaoge magar bujha na sakoge..

QUESTION DAY aj ap aisa question pucho jis se mere chehre per smile a jay frwd karo or dekho apke dost ap se kya question karte hai.

Evrythg in life cnt make u happy,Evrythg in day cnt make u satisfy, but there is one thing which makes u feel nice, tht is luv 4 u in sum1's eyes.

Santa- yar mujhe ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off ho gaya!!
Banta- kya lekha tha.?
Santa- battery low..
Banta- mujhe send kar sab ko tang karunga!!!

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho?


Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.



Boy-Bata kitne aye h?



Grl-Sirf 88%

Tum Na Sms Karte Ho Na Call.

I Think U hve Zero Balance.

Ye Lo Card No. Recarge Kar Lo.

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Scratch Khud Karo.

I m Busy.

Beutiful words : "Everyday starts with some expectation"

but


"everyday ends with some Exprience".........:- )

Hr kasti ka kinara nhi hota
Jise krte h pyar wo hamara nhi hota
Rota hoga sagar B kisik Intezar me Vrna sagar ka pani Itna khara nhi Hota

Arz hai-

Chahte hain hum aapse Aisi dosti ka wada,
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5 rupye ka Vim Baar,
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Gale kam aur chale zyada..:-)

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(_good_,=-----/ ._/_/_nyt



Road pe bohot kichad tha
Is liye
aaj Helicopter pe aana pada just to say gud nyt

Gajodhar:Hello amma khush khabri he!
Amma-Ka he?
Gajodhar-Amma hum 2 se 3 ho gye he!
Amma-Ldka hua ki ldki?
Gajodhar-Nahi tuhar bahuriya 2sri shadi kr li hai.

Nazro ko nazaaro ki kami nhi hoti.Phool ko baharo ki kami nhi hoti.Aap kyu hume yaad kroge.Aap to aasma ho aur aasma ko sitaro ki kami nhi hoti..

A really smart statement!..
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"I may not always love all the girls who loved me....
But i surely do respect n appreciate their choice....!!"

Zindagi ko pyar hum unse zada nhi karte,kisi pe atbar unse zada nahi krte,wo ji sake mere bin to achchi bat hai,hm ji lenge unke bin ye vada nhi karte.GUD MORNING@

Ghor Kalyug

A boy disturb a girl at bus stop
girl:u bastard dnt u hav mom/sister@home?
Boy:no
girl:to chalna tere ghar jate he yaha time pass kyu kar rahe ho?

Kitni parwah karte hai hum unki. Kash unhe ye ehsas ho jaye. Kahi aisa na ho wo jab hosh me aaye. Aur hum gahri neend me so jaye.

"AAP"
jante ho hame kya pasand h?
Bela ki
"MEHAK"
Raat ki
"CHANDNI"
Shaam ki
"UDAASI"
December ki RAATEIN,Doston ki BAATEIN
AurIs msg ka pehla lafz.

Snta- pant ki silai kitni h?
Tailor-150 rs.
Snta- Aur nikkar ki?
Talor -50 rs.
Santa- Chal nikkar hi sil de or lambai pairon tak rakhiyo..gm.

Unki chahat me dil majbur ho gya,
Bewafai krna unka dastur ho gya,
Kasur unka nahi mera tha,
Humne chaha hi itna ki unko sayd gurur ho gaya.

Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to set chori ho jayega.

Its Better To Bunk A Clas Than To Miss A party Wit Frnds..
Bcoz, Today When I Look Back.

EQUATIONS Never Make Me LAUGH..

But MEMORIES Do..!:-)

Teachr 2 studnt-past, present, future ka 1example me deti hu or 1tum do
Tchr-"m sundr thi,sundr hu,sundr rhungi.
Stdnt-apko vham tha,vham h or vham rhega.

Wo Karte He Bat Mohabat Ki

Pr Mohabat Ke Dard Ka Unhe Ehsas Nhi

Mohabat Wo Chand He Jo Dikhta He Sab Ko

Par Use Pana Sab Ke Bus Ki Bat Nhi

Gud day

Mohabbat ek Dhoka HaI,

Jisme Har Lover Rota Hai,

Kya Mila Kisi Ko Mohabbat Karke?

Jisne NahI Ki Wo BhI Kisi KI Daastan Sun K Rota Hai.

Ek bacha mummy se pitne k bad apne papa se!
Papa kabhi aap Egypt gaye ho?



Papa:Nahi beta



Bachcha: Phir itni khaufnaak mummy kahan se le aaye.