Jamie Wilkinson's Quote Collection - Page 9

A smile
to end
the day,

A prayer
to bless
your sleep

A song
to lighten
your dreams,

A cheer
to praise God''s presence!
A peaceful night to you!

Sardar ji was frustated 4 th jokes on him. One day he went to his wife N said,"tell me 1 joke in which i''m nt involved."


wife replied,"I''m pregnant."

What is the diff between a HOOK in cricket and a HOOK Of bra
1 sends the BALL out of the boundary and the other keeps the BALLS Within the boundary

Judai apki rulati rahegi,yaad apki aati rahegi,pal pal jaan jati rahegi,jab tak jism mein hai jaan har saans ye rishta nibhati rahegi

someone remembers,someone cares, ur name is whispered in someones prayer,keep the stary twinkle in view, someone is always thinking of u

Ek khoobsurti,
Ek Tazgi,
Ek Sapna,
Ek Sacchai,
Ek Kalpana,
Ek Ahsas,
Ek Vishvas,
Yahi hai ek acche din ki shuruvat...
Have a nice day!

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,
lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!

Patthar se dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra.

Camry-DL-2c-1122,
Sonata-MH-2k 7552
Merceedes - UP7-7500
City- DL5C-2141, MH19K174
Ye meri un gaadiyo ke number hai jinki tujhe safai karni hai.... ha ha ha

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if
ok
just
che
if my
oka
just
chec
if my s
okay
just
check
if my sw
okay!
just
checki
if my sweet
okay!
just
checking
if my sweet
FRIEND is okay!

Jindagi me kuch batein aapka sath kabhi nahi chodengi...
1) Dil Ki Dhadkan
2) Naseeb
3) Aur ________ apun ka sms

My Heart os like an open book,It depands on how u read me,don''t judge me by my cover,Look in discover I''ll be true friend forever.....

aankhon mey hamesha ek sapnaa rakho,
yahaa aainaa koi nahi hai........
hothon pey hamesha muskuraahat rakho,
yahaa gam kaa kharidaar koi nahi hai

Dur hote huve bhi
Dosti ka Rishta nibhate hai aap,
Na jane kyun Dil ko lubhate hai aap,
Yeh kaisa karishma hai aap ka,
Jo hum ko itna yaad aate hai aap.

Zindagi Ki Raahon Mein Aise Mod Bhi Aate Hain
Saawan Ke Saath-Saath Yehan Patjad Bhi Aate Hain
Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein Moti Bhi Milthe Hain
Jo Unhe Doond lete hain, Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain.

khush nasib hai aap jo hum aapki dosti ko itni shiddat se chahte hai,warna hum to who hai jo khwab mein bhi appointment se aate hain..!!!

Borrow money from pessimists--they don''t expect it back

You''ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

is youre father a robber ? well who stole the stars and put them in ure eyes ?

You so skinny, you turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo momma is soooooo stupid, she wears a t-shirt that says "hukd on fonicks woorkd fo mi"

Yo mama like nascar - two rubbers and shes ready to ride.

Yo moma is so fat when it rains she uses a highway for a slip ''n'' slide

Oké honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?

Friends r angels that come from above.sent by god 4 me 2 luv.so wen u r lonely sad n blue remember ill be there for u!

A phone is a form of communication, a kiss is a form of affection. A picture is a form of remembrance, CHOOSING me as ur FRIEND is a form of.. ehem GOOD TASTE!

Just to let you know that I went to heaven and back...

FRiENDS

ARE

LiKE

MiRRORS...



THEY ARE OUR

REFLECTiON!





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YOUR SO LUCKY

I'M CUTE!!...