Kapil's Quote Collection - Page 8

After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go modeling. Once he enters the herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows on the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo appears front page of a newspaper. GUESS THE CAPTION !! “Laloo, third from left!”

Agar janna chaho ki hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai, Tow barish ki boondo ko pakdo jitni tum pakdoge utna tum yaad karte ho jitni tum chhodoge utna hum yaad karte hai. Good Morning

Be wise with speed;

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; and at 40 the judgment.

I''d have taken better care of myself.

Happy birthday to the best sister in law that any body could ask for. you are kind and loving to all those around you, and you enrich anybody that comes into your life. now it is your special day and i hope that it goes well and you get what yot want x

Happy Mother''s Day means more than flowers and gifts It means saying thank you It means I love you You are my mother, my friend Today is your day

Apple ka juice mango ka juice tarbujh ka juice badam ka juice khajur ka juice kaaju ka juice jo sms he naa kare woh KaN-JuiS.!

The talker will lead the dog to the meat market.

Negotiating means getting the best of your opponent.

Grant graciously what you cannot refuse safely and conciliate those you cannotconquer.

If you don''t know where you''re going, you''ll end upsomewhere else.

The warexisting between the senses and reason.

We knowwhat happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.

It is only when men begin to worship that they begin to grow.

Every man is entitled to be valued by his best moment

The Universe is not only queerer that we imagine, it is queered than we can imagine.

The remedy for weakness is not brooding over weakness, but thinking of strength.

A sly rabbit will have three openings to its den.

All things are ready, if our minds be so.

Let uswork without disputing. It is the only way to render life tolerable.

Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali

Aksar maut hame rulati hai, Aur zindagi hame hasati hai. Par jo zindagi hame rulati hai, Who hame maut se bhi badhtar nazar aati hai.

Murjha gaya phool par bahar wahi hai,dur rehte hai par pyar wahi hai,jante hain mil nahi pa rahe apse,magar in ankhon mein intzar wahi hai..

Jinki yaad me hum deewane ho gaye wo humse khud hi begane ho gaye unhe shayad kisi or ki talash hai isliy hum unki nazaro me purane ho gaye.

KYA MANGU RABSE APKO PANE K BAAD,KISKA KARU ME INTEZAR AAPKE AANE K BAAD,KYU DOSTI ME JAAN LUTATE HE LOG,MALUM HUA AAPKO DOST BANANE K BAAD.

" Hoto pe aate ho Baat bankar, Dil mein aate ho Yaad bankar, Ankhon me aate ho Sapna bankar, Ho sake to hamesha meri Jindagi mein rehna Saccha Dost bankar. "

Wade to bhut kiye usne ek bhi nibha na ske.Yu dur gye ki waps aa na ske. Jalim ko kbhi yad na aae meri.Ek hm hai jo bhul Ke bhi bhula na Sake.

Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye, Muskura kar dil ko be qarar na kijiye, Phool bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabhi kabhi, Har phool par yu aetbaar na kijiye..

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge

ga saku aapka nagma, par woh saaz kaha se lau, suna saku kuch aapko, par woh andaz kaha se lau, yun to chaand ki tareef karna aasan hai, par kar sake to aapki tareef woh alfaaz kaha se lau.

Nazron se nazron ka takrav hota hai,Har mod par kisi ka intezar hota hai.... Dil rota hai aur zakham haste hain,Isi ka naam pyar hota hai....

Meri har khata par naraz na hona, Apni pyari si muskan kabhi na khona, Sukoon milta he dekhkar apki muskurahat ko, Mujhe maut bhi aye to bhi mat rona.

Dhoondhta Phirta Hoon Main Logon Main Shabahat Uski Ke Woh Khwabon Main Bhi Lagti Hai Khyalon Jaisi

Muskurane ko dil me aas chaiye, Gum sunane ko dost khas chaiye. Jism hai, dil hai, dhadkan hai, Jine ko khushiyo ki sans chaiye.

santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought hewrote : Yes

santa saw that his friend banta was very depressed. "What happened ?" asked Santa . "Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday . " "How come ?" "Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet." " But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?" " Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

1 drunk asked the other:What a beautiful night,look at the moon.Other drunk: U are wrong,thats not the moon,that s the sun.Both started arguing for a while when they saw another drunk walking; they stopped him,Sir,pls help settle our argument?Tell us what is that up in the sky that s shining.Is it the moon or the sun?3rd man looked at the sky and said,Sorry, I dont live around here.

"If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don''t, they never were."

Nvr cling 2 a lost love 4 u cn alwyz find another. 2 truly luv is 2 find d courage 2 walk away &let go of d 1 who wishes to be free, no mater hw much it hurts

take tym`2 listen`2 ur heart`sumtyms`u need not`ask urself`who u`really love most,`but ask`who really`makes you happy`& who makes you`feel loved.

Let love be the guide to your dreams, let love be the light to your heart, let your love be the reason why somebody else''s heart still continues to beat.

Take a deep breath,Stand near the window,Look at the sky,There will be two stars twinkling brightly,u know what they are????They are my eyes always taking care of U..

Each month of the year, each week of the month, each day of the weak, each hour of the day, each second of the hour i miss you

Evry Nite same wishes n u r bored of dem... Let it b diff dis time... Let d devils guard u... Mumies dance around u... & Vampires kiss u Hav a Horrorful night..

Laugh like you have never cried, play like you have never lost, love like you have never been hurt & live like there is no tomorrow.gd mrng

Philosopy of love.... & life..... If u r not in love, u r missing something in life. If u r in love, u r missing everything in life..gd mrng

Delhi Ke paas Ke nizamuddin railway station ki train no.6162 Ke route ke 3rd station Bharatpur Ke Ek chote Se Gaon Ke Nazdeek Wale Kabristaan Ke Chowkidar Ki Kabar Pe Baithe Huye Kutte Ki Aage Wali Right Side Ki Taang Ki Tisri Ungli Ke Nakhoon Ke Paas Chhupe Huye Chichar Ke Pait Mein Rehne Wale Bacteria Ke Chromosomal DNA Ki Thymine Nucleotide Ki 5th Carbon Ke Outer Shell Ke 4th Electron Ki Kasam, Sirf disturb karne k liye msg kiya hai...hee,

Face leaves appearance, Flower leaves fragrance, but, friendship leaves, rememberance.

Age appears to be best in some respect.Old wood,best to burn,Old authors,best to read... Old wine,best to drink,& Old friends best to keep...