Kunal's Quote Collection - Page 11

Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

Can I have your picture? ......... I save natural disasters

I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !

For sale complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 74 volumes. Good condition. $1,000?


No longer needed, got married, T wife knows eVthing!

mary had a little lamb,its name was little ralph,its burnin in a field right nowcos its got foot and mouth

Brother: I love biscuits
You: That's cuz your crackers

You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.

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I JUST WIPED MY ARSE ON YOUR SCREEN!

One ( ' ""()
good ((")' )
nite ( / "(,,)
Kiss for you....
* * ( ' ""() Bye
* ("( 'o', ) bye
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Sweet Dreams !

When I was a dog, and you were a flower, I walked over you and gave you a shower!!

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Engineer interview dene gaya BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he?
ENGR:1 lakh/month
BOSS:hum aapko 5 lakh denge
ENGR:kyu mazak karte he sir

BOSS:SHURUAT KIS NE KI?

The best cosmetic for the lips is truth, for the voice is prayer, for the eyes is pity, for the hands is charity and for the heart is love....
GOOD MORNING

Wishing u"a wonderful, super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya, xtra special ekdum mast n ekdum Happy, Bole to ekdum Jhakaas *"GOOD MORNING"*