Reena's Quote Collection - Page 11

Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

We cannot grant you a life insurance policy because you are already 102 years old. "I do not understand. It is proven statistically that at that age only few people die."

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.

Where ever you're going, I'm going your way !

Oh right then! Straight to the point! I want you right here, right now!

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..'cause u just got a message from your me.

Patient: "It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.