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Waqt ke saath mosum badal jaate hai,
kehkhe hass kar ashko me badal jaate hai,
kon karta hai yha kisi ka intejar,
dhire dhire to pathar b pighal jaate hai

Jab bhi tanha baithe hum
Khyal tera hi jahan me aaya
Ab is se badhkar wafa ki had kya hogi
Ki har zarre mein Maine aks tera paya

tanha na hote hum jo ye mulakat na hoti,
bhige na hote hum jo yeh barsat na hoti,
khobsoorat si yad sath lekar chale the hum,
khobsoorat hi hoti jo ye tere bad na hoti

nazro hi nazro mein sab kuch pata kar leti hai,

anjaane mein hi hassen khata kar leti hai,

kuch log bina kuch kahe hi reh jaate hai,

aur kuch bina kuch kahe in nazro se hi sab kich keh jaate hai

Dil ke tootne se nahi hoti hai aawaz
Aansoo ke behne ka nahi hota hai andaz
Gum ka kabhi bhi ho sakta hai aagaz
Aur dard ke hone ka to bas hota hai ehsaas

Tu ne hamme thukra diya
Nafrat ho gai hamme apne hi zameer se
Ab khushiya hamme haasil nahi
Jab jakad diya tune hamme gamo ki zanjeer se

KYA BATAYE KAISE LIKHTE HAIN HUM……
BUS YUN SAMJHO UNKI YAAD MAIN DO SHABD KEHTE HAI HUM….
MILTI HAI JAB FIR AAP JAISE DOSTON SE WAH WAH ….
TAB PATA CHALTA HAI AREY YE TO ACCHA LIKHTE HAI HUM

2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..

film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..

lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai par

Sultan Raahi nai aaya:

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay :-)

The Husband is the Head of the Family,

But

Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)

touch ur heart, u will feel the rhythm of ur heartbeat.
touch ur head u will feel the rhythm of empty pot.tin...tin..

Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana....
Darkat ke paimane pe chilman e husn ka
Furkat se yun sharmana....
uparwali line ka matlab tumhare samaz mai aaye..
to hume jaroor batana.

Door se dekha toh sher tha
gaur kijiega .....
Door se dekha toh sher tha
Pass ja kar dekha
Toh vakaai sher tha
bhaago

Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
Haathi naali me beh nahi sakta
aur main tere bina ab reh nahi sakta

smile:value to our face love:value for our heart respect:value to our behaviour study:value to our future FRIEND:value to our life HAVE A NICE DAY

Grl-Will u marry me?
Santa-No,Hmare me shadi relatives me hi hoti he,
Maa ne papa se ki,Didi ne jijaji se or me b apni BV se hi kruga

Miss Puja 2Gurdas Mann-Tusi mere nal album krlo,I'll give u 2crores
4that
Mann sahb-O bibba,Tu mere to 4crore lae la te tu gauna chad de

Teachar-2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,jinhe nashte me nhi kha skte
Santa-Sir,LUNCH AUR DINNER

Hasde hasde v o rus jande ne,hatha vicho hath shut jande ne
Kehnde ne bda najuk hunda hai pyar da rishta,hasdya Hasdya v dil tut jande ne

Pyar me chehre bulaye nhi jate,Dosti me ehsan ginaye nhi jate
Hm to bahut khushkismat hai,Kyuki ap jaise dost bar-bar bnaye nhi jate

Yaadon ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

“I LOVE YOU”

Apni KHAMOSH zindagi main bolana mujhko,
Apni HASEEN khuwab ki TASVEER banana mujhko,

Main jo POCHON tumhara HAAL-e-DIL,
To apni har DHARKAN ki AWAZ sunana mujhko

Jugnu ko qaid kar k muskaraya na karo,
Roshni ki khatir kisi ka dil jalaya na karo,

Sitam karna hai karo par itna na karo!
Yaad nahi karsakte to yad aaya na karo

Zubaan khamosh hote hain jab tum samne aati ho,
Dil zor-zor se dhadakta hai jab nigahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskurate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo daraane chali aati ho.

JAANI ... Jin ke GHAR
SHISHE Ke Hote Hai...

WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...
WOH...

SIRF RAT KO HI POTTY
KARTE HAI...

Tum pas aaye
yun muskuraye
apne 32 daant aise dikhaye

Dekh kar mera dil... phoot phoot kar rota hai...


kya yaar tumse... brush bhi thik se nahi hota hai.

Barsenge Barasenge,
Hamare SMS aaj phir Barsenge
Tumhari 5 paise ki muskan ke liye
hum aaj phir 1 rupaya kharchenge!

Sms ko sms se sms me us sms ko milaya

sms ko sms ne sms ko us ne sms ko bataha

to sms ki sms jis sms ko dikhaya

ab bata apne sms ko sms ne sms me kya dikha.

socha tha tumhe har mod me sms karenge par kya kare rasta hi sidha nikla.

zindgi me 1 hi aas baki hai
aisa lagta hai ki ab kuch hi saas baki hai
mout bhi aaye to hum kahenge zara ruk,
mere dost k saath 1 mulakaat baaki hai

fir din dal gaya fir raat aa gayi
phir tanhai me bethne ki baat aa gayi
abhi taaro ki pnnah me bethi hi thi
jab chand ko dekha to tumhary yaad aa gayi

dost dusre dost se
jiska dil tut gya hai uske pass gernl knowlge kyon nhi hoti
dost---jiska dil hi tut gya wo /g.k/kya kare

Usne Kaha
Chand Khubsurt Hai Ya Mai?
Maine Kaha
Ye Mai Nahi Janta

Han Magar Jab Tumhe Dekhta Hon
To Chand Bhol Jata Hon
Or
Jab Chand Dekhta Hon Tum Yad Ate Ho

Latest Way 2 Propose A Girl...

Boy: Excuse Me..!

Girl: Jee...

Boy: Mere Hone Wale Bachon Ki Taraf Se Apko Happy Mothers Day...

Santa: Look at these bills: rent, telephone, electricity, shopping, etc. The costs are going up on all of them. I would be very happy if just one thing went down. Pappu: Dad, see my report card

my message is just like rain one day it will increase one day it will decrease may be one dat it will disappear but never dies, anytime it may comeback...

Duniya mein aksar loag ulta kartein hain, Baat chhupane keliye jhut ka sahara letein hein,Lekin apun ko bhulane kliye jisko khusiyan milta hai, mere dua hai rabb se yesa dost ko humesha itna khusiyan dena, Miljaein hazaron dost sibae mere bina.

sitaron ko chhune ki kosish hai mara, kambkhkt sochta nahin ye kitna bada sapna, dusron ke khusi ka kiyun dekhu sapna, kabhi kabhi lagta hai na samjhu kisiko aapna, koi ye dua mere liye bhi karna!

A friend is like a song, after we hear it we still hum the melody as we live, you are one of the best song that never run out of tune...

Mom : Roohi Kyu Ro Rahi Ho?
Poohi : Teacher Ne Mara.
Mom : Kyu?
Roohi : Maine Usko Murghi Kaha
Kyuki Usne Mujhe Test Mein Anda Diya

Hum Unse Pyar Karte Hain,
Wo Humse Pyar Karte Hain.
Na Wo Humse Baat Karte,
Na Hum Unse Baat Karte Hain.
Bas Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar,
Time Pass Kiya Karte Hain.

Ek Tarfa Hi Sahi Mohabbat Hai Nibha Dege
Is Duniya Ko Ham Naya Chalan Yaroo Sikha Dege
Yu Na Sahi Yu Hi Sahi Kabhi Vo Yaad To Karege
Unke Sath Jee Na Sake , Unke Liye Mar Kar Dikha Dege

na jane kis bat ki wo mujh ko saza dayta hai
mere hansti hoye ankhon ko rula dayta hai

hum ko maloom nahin koye to poocho us se
kya koye is tarah apno ko bhula dayta hai

Aj kisi ki dua ki kami hai, Tabi to Hmari ankho me nami hai!
Koi to hai jo bhul gaya hume, Pr hmare dil me unki jagha wahi hai!!

To Be Happy With a Men:Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot..
To Be Happy With a Woman:Love Her Alot And DO NOT TRY To Understand HER---

Aa aakh tu band ho ja,Khab me yun ki tasveer to nazar aayge!
Intezar to subha ko suru hoga, Raat to sukun se gujar jayge!!

Life means missing expected things and facing unexpected things. When u r right, no one remembers, but when u r wrong, no one forgets. Don't worry! I'm here to remember ur rights and forget ur wrongs