King's Quote Collection

2 punjabi Titanic deKh rahay thay..

film Khatam hui to Kehnay lagay..

lo dasso, ae Ki film hui.., Khatam v ho gai par

Sultan Raahi nai aaya:

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?''

HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha...!

Shohr: maalum hota he k daraaz me koi khane ki chiz he.?

Bivi: Aap ne bilkul sahi andaza lagaya is me mere sendel hen. . . ;->

Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay :-)

The Husband is the Head of the Family,

But

Wife is the Neck of the Family,
which
can turn the head any where she wants ;-)