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Sirf ik bar khaado, sirf ik bar khaado, plz ik bar khaado,abh intazar nahin hota,abh
sabar nahin hota, keun nahin khatee ho tum…… ka aqqal bareee ka bhaeenss.

Ansu aap ka Niklaa aur Aankhen maree hoo, Dil aap ka Dharkay aur Dharken
maree hoo, Khuda kare Hamra Payar Itnaa Gharaa hoo, JOB aap karaa aur
INCOME maree hoo.

Note: Suna hai AAPKI ek smile pe hajaro log marte hai.So keep smiling to reduce
India's population. "Population control board." Janhit me jari

Ek din khuda ne muje saval kiya, 'tuje is dost ka sath kab tak chahiye?'
Maine ek bund samadar mai dalkar kaha ye bund na mile tab tak.

achhe kapde pehente ho..
aur pure style rakhte ho..
dil me gussa aur face pe
smil rakhte ho..
Naak pochhna aata nahi
aur hath me mobail rakhte ho...

ALLAH Ne Apni Rehmaton K Darwaze Kholey
Aur Kaha, Hai Koi Rehmat Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Khushian Mangne Wala? Hai
Koi Dosti Mangne Wala? Hai Koi Chahat Mangne Wala? Tu Main ne Kaha, Aay
ALLAH!
Sari Khushian.....
Sari Dolat.. Sari Rehmatain.. De De Us Ko Jo Iss Waqt YE SMS Perh Raha Hai.
AMEEN

Kash "SMS" Ki Terhan Hum Apni "FEELINGS" Or Apna Piyaar
Bhi Send Ker Sakty. To Aap Ke Sary "GHUM" Hum "Receive" Kerty.
Or Hum Apni Sari "Khushiyan" Aap Ko Send Kerty.

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han"
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg
bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya
kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

PYAR means.......?
P...phone karna.
Y...yaad karna.
A...azaadi khona.
R...rote rehna ki kash phone aaye......!

Teac:Ram tumhara ghar banne wala tha aur tumhara bhai bhi aane wala tha?Uska
kiya hua?
Ram:Nahi Hua.
Teac:Kiyu?
Ram:Dono mein ek baat commom thi "CEMEN" khatam hogaya!!

Punditji ne apke mobile ki rashi dekh kar bataya hai ki apke mobile pe Kanjusi ki
Maha Dasha Mandra rahi hai. Turant mujhe dher sare SMS bhej ke Grah ki Shanti
karen.. Dhanyavad

“A” ki biwi “B”, “B” ki bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ke dada”G”,”G” ki biwi “K”, “K”
ki beti “T”, to batao “A” Aur “T” ka kya rishta hai….

Aik hassi jo hasa de
Aik ansoo jo rula de
Aik aarzoo jo jaga de
Aik chahat jo samjha de
Her aahat jo jaan le
Uss rishtay ka naam hai
***** DOSTI*****

What's the diff between Dava &d Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife, Jitni
purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.

Aik Munder main buri neeyat wale gaeb ho jate they.Amitab gya wog gayab,
Hirithik gya woh gayab,Akshey gya woh gayab, Ashwarya gai Bhagwan gayab

Kash kabhi aap hamari gali main ayein, thora sharmayein,thora itrayein, thora
muskarayein, thora ghabrayein aur phir zor se chillayein,"teen dabe wala"

Jab tum hanstey ho to lagta hai ki insaan pehle bandar tha! Dekho gussa mat
karo kyonki jab tum gussa karte ho to lagta hai ki insaan aaj bhi bandar hai.

Saathi sirf vo to nahin hota jo jeewan bhar saath nibhaye, Saathi to vo hota hai jo
jeewan ke kuch palon mein hi jeewan bhar ka saath de jaaye

Jin: kiya huqam hai aaqa……
Man: eik khubsurat larki peish karo…..
Jin: aaqa main jin hoon koi ‘dalla’nahi…
Man: acha to phir dalla kahaan hai…?
Jin: aaqa dalla is waqt mesg parh raha hai….
ha ha ha ha hooo ha ha

3 things i like about u.
1——-
2—–.——
3—–,——,——-
Yaar kush to accha kia hot zindagi main

Sine me dil, Dil me dard, Dard me nasha, Nashe me mithas, Mithas me ummid,
Ummid me khayal, Khayal me tasvir, Tasvir me aap..

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

Who is a Dost?
Dost vo jo bin bulaye aaye,
Bevajah sar khaye,
Jeb khali karwaye,
Kabhi sataye,
Kabhi rulaye,
Magar hamesha saath Nibhaye.

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..

Hazarou phoolo mai, hamai ek phool bahuth kuhb laga es phool ku pane ke leya,
hum ne dosti ka sath liya dosto nai kaha, es phool ko panae ke liye, kato sai
guzar na hoga hum nai kab kaha ke hum kata sai dhaar tai agar kata se dhaar
thai tu hum gulab ke phool ku na dhektha hum tu phir chamali ke aur dekhtai ...

If u hv any problm,bindas! Tel me,i wil solv it 4 u.if u dont even hv any problm,
bindas! Tel me,i wil create sum 4 u.akhir DOST hun kisliya?

Ghunghat nein tujhe dekha to deewana hua.Sangeet ka tarana hua,Shamaa ka
parwana hua,Masti ka Mastana hua,Jaise hi ghunghat uthaya is duniya se
ravaana hua...

Ek baar mombatti ka dhaga bola....
Mein jalta hu to tu kyon paghlti hai..?
Mombatti boli....!!!
Jisne dil me jagah di ho vo jab bichdta hai to aansu aahi jaate hai.............

woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko kiss kiya karte the par apki phooti kismat tab
aap hugies main hua karte the

Taj Mahal kya cheez hai, isse badi imaarat banaunga. Mumtaz to marke dafan hui
thee, tujhe to main zinda dafnaunga!!!

Maine apko phone kiya to network bola,Namskar, murkho ki duniya me apka
swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chate hai uska DIMAG out of
coverage hai.

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory
me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

Jiwant asal tar SMS pathwa. Dhagat gela asal tar PUAS pathwa. Swargat asal tar
APSARA Pathwa. Aani jar Markat asal tar tumcha HANDSET pathwa.

Hey Dear Kaha ho Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo Jaldi Aoo Na Ache
Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga .. :

Ham chahte hue bhi kah na sake
aanshuon se ham ro na sake.
unhone inkar kar diya hamare iqrar ka,
ham chahkar bhi ikrar kar na sake.

KABHI PHOOL TO KABHI HAWA BAN KAR CHOO JAYENGE,
HUM TO VO HAI KE MAR KE BHI SAATH NIBHAYENGE,
KABHI TANAHAI ME YAAD KARNA HUMHE,
HASI BAN KE HOTHON PAR KHIL JAYENGE.

A guy in a aeroplane stood up and shouted
HI JACK

All the passengers in plane scared,


From another side another guy replied
HI JOHN.

Our "EYES"
See together
Sleep together
Weep together
But when they see a girl
only one eye will blink
Moral: A Girl can break any kind of relation.

Santa, oye bante, ladki ko propose karne ki sab se safe jagah kon si ho sakti hai?
Banta, mandir,
Santa, vo kaise?
Banta, kyounki waha ladki ke pairon me chhapal nahin hoti.

tusi lakh bhula k vekh lo,
asi dilo yad "AVENGE"
tohanu duniya ch bade ne "Chahnwale"
asi sab to vadh chavange.

bol janey ka tumey taswar kesey kar loon
meri har sanas sey vabasta hain yadeen teri

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi..

Tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
na yaqeen aaye to phir dil badal ke dekh lo
ham ne apni har sans per naam tera likh diya
ik tere paane ki khaatir khud ko paagal kar diya
ishq mein tum bhi sanam hadd se guzzar ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo
jaane kyun saare jahan se ho geya hoon be khabar
jab se tum aankhon mein aaye, jaagti hai ye nazar
apni raaton se meri raatein badal ke dekh lo
tum se kitna pyaar hai dil mein utar ke dekh lo..

nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai
hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai
khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha
aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai

A sardar falls in luv wit a nurse.. After much thinking, he finally writes a luv letter 2 her: "I LUV U SISTER"

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant and puts his finger on the last of menu: Bring this.
Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it because he is the owner of restaurant