Deepak's SMS Collection

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhaank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
Teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
Tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta.

Two factory workers are talking
The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man replies, "And how would you do that?"
The woman says, "Just wait and see." She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies, "I'm a light bulb."
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off."
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says, "I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark."

Na muskurane ko ji chahta hai,
Na aansoo bhane ko ji chahta hai,
Linkhu to kya linkhu teri yaad mai,
Bas tere pass laut aane ko ji chahta hai.

Sweet things to be remembered,
Good things to be remembered,
Nice persons to be remembered,
Afternoon is the best time for it,
Just think of me all the above will be get done,
Good Afternoon!

Afternoon has come to indicate you
Half of your day’s work is over,
Just another half a day to go,
Be brisk and keep enjoying you works,
Have a happy noon!

The world's a better place, becoz of folk like you.
Who take the time to do nice things, the way you always do.
Happy Boss Day!

Jindagi Itni tanha kyo hoti hai
Kismat Itni Bewafa kyo hoti hai
Logo Ki aksar ye Shikyat kyo hoti hai
Jise Pana hai Muskil Usi se
itni Mohabbat kyo hoti hai

A Good Teacher Is Like A Candle -
It Consumes Itself To
Light The Way For Others.
Wish You Happy Teachers Day !!!

There are two types of people
who are failures in life. ..
Those who do not listen to Anybody
and
Those who listen to Everybody…..

Life is a journey that is not meant to be made safely.
I want to live my life in a way,
That when i get really old,
I look back at my life and say:
Aah i lived it, not survived it.

The Guru is like dynamite because he has exploded in 360 degrees and he has the capacity to create that same explosion of enlightenment in each and every one. When you are around a living Master,your potential to experience pure,eternal bliss.Happy Guru Purnima to you and your family.

Night is lucky because moon is hers.
Sky is lucky because it has stars.
Rose is lucky because she is red.
I am lucky because you are my good friend

I don’t want to think about how sad it would be,

To not have you guys always watching my back,

Helping me out, making me see,

That parents are one thing that keep me on track.

Happy Parents Day.

Ram jinka nam hai,
Ayodhya jinka dham hai,
Aise raghunandan ko,
hamara pranam hai
Aapko aur apke Parivar ko..
Ram Navami ki hardik shubhkamnaye.

Kya hai paapi kya hai ghamandi
maa k dar par sabhi shees jhukate
milta hai chain tere dar pe maiya
jholi bharke sabhi hai jaate
HAPPY NAVRATRI.

Mein jaraha hon per aap upset na ho,
Main phir aaounga ek saal baad isi tarhan
Rehmatain,Barkatain,Naikiyan, Khushiyan,
Phir le ker aaounga
Q k
I'm Ramadan Al-widah :-(
(jumma-tul-wida)

As you are suffering from diabetics, I will give you the most desirous gift to you
Guess what, just sugar!
Happy Birthday.

A cute boy asks a fallen rose:
Don’t u get hurt wen u r plucked?
Rose replied: No I forget my pain thinking that
i am the reason for someones smile.

Ek me jo chah kar bhi tumse kuch kah na saki,
ek tum jo samajh kar bhi rah gaye anjaan hoke,
Kami to kuch nahi thi hamari chahato me,
Na jane qyu fir bhi ham aap se mil na sake.

Na jane kaun hai hum,
na jane kya hain meri phechaan,
koi to jise hum kahe ske aapne,
jiske liye hum na rahe anjaan.