One Liners Quote: Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are...

Two friends meet each other on the street. "hello! Where are you coming from?" asked Bill. "Oh, don''t ask me! I''m coming from the cemetery. I just burried my mother-in-law" replied Sid. "I''m so sorry!" said Bill, "But why is your face schratched all over?". "It wasn''t so easy!" said Sid, "She put on a hell of a fight!"