Cricket Jokes Wishes and Status Messages

Teacher Told All Students
In Class 2 Write N Essay On A Cricket Match
All Were Busy Writing Except 1 Sardarji
He Wrote
'DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH'

The captain of a team says to the Umpire,
'My players want to know
If there is a penalty for thinking.
'The Umpire says,
'No' The captain says,
'Well we think you're an a$$h*le, then.'

The 1st testicular guard was
Used in the cricket in 1874 and
The 1st helmet was used in 1974.
It tuk almost 100 years for men
To realize dat brain is also important!

Loving someone who doesn't Love you,
Is like bating when you need 37 Runs in 6 Balls...
You know it's Impossible,
But you still have a small hope
That Nehra will bowl the Last over. . :P

Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : Hello(over Phone)
Wife :Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.
Indian Team Manager:Sorry, he is just going to bat
Wife:No Problem Manager, I will Hold on

In A Cricket Ground.. Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now Why R U Stil Sitting? Santa: Oye...Yaar.. I Am Waiting For Highlights!

Q. What do Dhoni and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.

Q: What did the spectator miss when he went to the toilet?
A: The entire Indian innings.

Q: Where do Indian Batsman perfrom there best?
A: In Advertisments.

Sardar Cricket Khel Kar Aya,
Dost:
Kitnay Runs Banay?
Sardar:
Triple Century Hone Me 299 Run Baqi Thay,
Kanjar Ne Out Kar Dia!

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an indian?
A. An allrounder.

Q. Who spends the most time on the 'crease' of anyone in the indian team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket jerseys

Afridi: hum Sachin ko kisi hal mein 100 nahi banane denge.
Misbah: mager ham kaise rokenge, he’s in form…
Afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge.

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
Banta:
That’s Great Yaar..
Usne Kya Kahaa..??
Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.

Q. Why is sachin tendulkar the unluckiest indian player?
A. Because he was born in india.

Q. What’s the indian version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.

Tendulkar, Playing On 99.
India Needs 4 Runs Fr0m 1 Ball.
Akhtar B0wls To Tendulkar.
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.
.
.
.
Tendulkar Takes A Single N Completes His Century… ;->

In A Cricket Ground..
Security :
Cricket Match Is Over Now
Why R U Stil Sitting?
Santa:
Oye…Yaar..
I Am Waitin For Highlights!

Agar Cricket Match Me 10 Balls Par
Puri Team 0ut Ho Jaye,
To Konsa Number Khilarri N0t 0ut Rahega..?
Ìf All Other Things
Remaining The Same,
Only For Genious One..

Lara ¤ If Cricket is
a Religion, then
SACHIN is the Only GOD..

Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao,
Sachin ko PEPSI pilao,
Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao,
Ganguly ko Chavnpras khilao,
Dravid mein CASTROL bharwao,yuvraj ko MALAI MARKE LASSI pilao
Lekin in Models ko cricket mat khilao…

In a cricket match.. There was a cute girl.. She painted India flag on her face.. A boy kissed on her face and said...Mera Bharat Mahan...

Q. What does harbajan singh put in his hands to make sure the next ball almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q: When would Ganguly have 100 runs against his name?
A: When he is bowling.

Dhoni ¤ He has scored 16000 Runs.. I’ve Not
Even Faced 16000 Balls..

Kumble ¤ I’m Fortunate that I’ve to Bowl at him
Only in the Nets..