Cricket Wishes and Status Messages

At Border Indian officer shouts at
Pakistani Spy,'Goli' Mar dunga.
Pak Spy
Replies: 'Goli' se darr nahi lagta
Sahab,'Kohli' se lagta he.. :P

His jersey no is 10
Age 37=3+7=10
Height 5ft 5 in= 5+5=10
World cup winning date
2/4/2011= 2+4+2+0+1+1=10
World cup after 28 years= 2+8=10
Truly 10dulkar.

Facts about Sachin:
When SACHIN Made His Test Debut,
M.VIJAY Was 5 Years And 228 Days Old,
OJHA Was 3 Years 71 Days Old,
RAINA Was 2 Years Old,
PUJARA Was 1 Year 9 Months Old,
KOHLI Wasn't Born AND Now,
SACHIN Is Still Playing With These Kids..!!

Dhoni's MOTHER: Market se sabji le aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa kal match haar gaye na,
Toh log bahut gusse me hain!
Mother: Meri sari pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2 market wearing sari.
1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked: Apko kaise pata chala?
GIRL: Abbe! Mai Harbhajan hu...

Feel bad for the Lankans,
But if you believe in RISE,
Like we do,
Then you can't help breaking
Into a smile for the Comeback Caribbeans.