Funny New Year Wishes and Status Messages

There have been many time in 2016,
When I may disturbed you,
Troubled u,
Irritated u,
Bugged u,
Today I just wanna tell you,
I plan to continue it in NEW YEAR

Am sorry,
Ek buri khabar hai,
Mujhe bhool jana please...
Main kuch dino ke baad Tumhay hamesha ke liye chod kar,
Chala jauga tumhara apna year 2016
But,
Tumhe ek naya dost de kar ja raha hu year 2017
So enjoy with it!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!

RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2016
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2017.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It's impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don't lose WHOM YOU NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year 2017...

SORRY...
A special SORRY for you!

Please Excuse! My all mistakes in
the beginning of new year
,
And Get Ready in New Year
for New Mistakes!

Because, I can't change.


Happy New Year 2017

HaPpY nEw YeAr!

I know it’s too early
but, l have hundreds of pretty girls and boys to wish.
So, I decided to finish off Uncles & Aunties first... :)

Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du…

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Kiske pass chhodu...!
Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere..
New Year ke pehle hi pee jayenge..