Good Pick Up Lines Wishes and Status Messages

Har pal intezaar aapka karte hai

duniya mein, sab se jayaada pyar

aapse karte hai, aap pyar hi nahi

zindagi bhi ho meri, isi lye to aapse

milne ki fariyad baar baar karte

hain.

A girl never express her liking for a
boy
Thinking boy should express first ...
And
A boy never express with a fear of losing
her as a friend
That?s why some love stories end before it
starts...

Apki berukhi ko bhi rutba diya hamne,

Dosti ka har farz ada kiya hamne,

Mat socho ke hamne bhula diya aapko,

Aaj fir aapse pehle aapko yaad kiya hamne.

Boy:
Is Your Name Google?

Girl:
No! ... Why?

Boy:
'Cause U Got Everything I Am Searching 4

Thought of day...
'Badaam khaane se Akal itni nahi aati, Jitni Dhoka khaane se aati hai.
It's true ! Think.

Anjaan To Is Gam Se Koi Reh Nhi Sakta

Koi Sabr Karta Hai To Koi Seh Nhi Sakta

Mohabbat To Har Dil Ko Ho Jati Hai Lekin

Koi Izhar Karta Hai To Koi Keh Nhi sakta..

I was staring on my cellphone and wondering what is the best words to express how i feel but i couldnt find one because u have occupied my mind all the time...all that i know is, im thinking of you

Height Of Expressing...!!

Boy: Is Ur Eyes From McDonald..??

Girl: (With Mysterious Look, Asks) Why..?

...Boy: Because...I m Loving it..:)

Cutest Proposal
Boy : kya mai aapka address jaan sakta hoon
Girl : kyun?
Boy : 1 din baraat leker aana hai

Common sense isn''t common

I don''t get even . . . . . I get odder

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you''re results were negative.

Relax, its only Ones and Zeros

Why''d they call it PMS? Cos Mad cow disease was already taken!

If I want your opinion, I''ll give it to you.

The older I get, the older old is

This is your CellPhone Operator. We just found out you''re too dumb to use your phone, so please put it on ground and start jumping on it. Thank you

Right now I''m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time - I think I''ve forgotten this before.

If it ain''t broke, fix it until it is

Nothing succeeds like excess

We do precision guesswork

A feature is a bug with seniority

If it''s too loud, you''re too old

Familiarity breeds children

Remember: Don''t Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.

Just because you''re smart does not mean that the other guy is stupid.

Do witches run spell checkers?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I''d put U and I together.

Do pilots take crash-courses?

Someday, we''ll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.