New Year Quotes Wishes and Status Messages - Page 3

People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas

Certain opuscules, denominated Christmas Books, with the ostensible intention of swelling the tide of exhilaration, or other expansive emotions, incident upon the exodus of the old and the inauguration of the new year.

Look not mournfully into the past. It comes not back again. Wisely improve the present. It is thine. Go forth to meet the shadowy future, without fear, and with a manly heart.

To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Then sing, young hearts that are full of cheer,
With never a thought of sorrow;
The old goes out, but the glad young year
Comes merrily in tomorrow.

New Year''s Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive

Surely, it is much easier to respect a man who has always had respect, than to respect a man who we know was last year no better than ourselves, and will be no better next year.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you''ve met your New Year''s resolution.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

Another fresh new year is here . . .
Another year to live!
To banish worry, doubt, and fear,
To love and laugh and give!

New Year''s Day - Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

Matt and I have set a date. Matt and I will tie the knot New Years Day in the town of Swampscott, Massachusetts. Reserve your hotel rooms now. I will be having a gay marriage.

Be at war with your vices; at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

We spend January 1 walking through our lives, room by room, drawing up a list of work to be done, cracks to be patched. Maybe this year, to balance the list, we ought to walk through the rooms of our lives . . ., not looking for flaws, but for potential.

Time has no divisions to mark its passage, there is never a thunder-storm or blare of trumpets to announce the beginning of a new month or year. Even when a new century begins it is only we mortals who ring bells and fire off pistols.

I think in terms of the day''s resolutions, not the year''s.

New year, same goal.

New Year''s Day: Now is the accepted time to make your regular annual good resolutions. Next week you can begin paving hell with them as usual.

New Year''s is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions...

The only way to spend New Year''s Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

I''m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

It is better to spend money like there''s no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there''s no money.

New Year''s Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it''s not because I''m lonely, and it''s not because it''s New Year''s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

No, life has not disappointed me. On the contrary, I find it truer, more desirable and mysterious every year ever since the day when the great liberator came to me: the idea that life could be an experiment of the seeker for knowledge and not a duty, not a calamity, not trickery.

I''m a little bit older, a little bit wiser, a little bit rounder, but still none the wiser.

I have the opportunity
Once more to right some wrongs,
To pray for peace, to plant a tree,
And sing more joyful songs!

A new year is unfolding – like a blossom with petals curled tightly concealing the beauty within.