Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya,
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu,
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.
May Maa durga empower you and your family
with her nine swaroopas of name, fame, health, wealth, happiness, humanity, education, bhakti, shakti.
Happy Navratri.
Banta: Kal Mujhe 10 logon ne Peeta
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya
Banta: Maine kha saalon ek ek karke ao
Santa: Phir
Banta: Phir kya Saalo ne ek ek karke dubaara peeta.
Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai !
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.
Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua,
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli:
Kitna pyara bacha hai ?
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza.
Hope that Allah bestows his choicest blessings on you,
And your loved ones & all your dreams get fulfilled,
On the auspicious occasion of Eid...
Eid Mubarak.
Happy Dussehra!
Dusshera signifies the victory of good over evil,
May all the evils in and around you,
Vanish by the virtue of the goodness in and around you.
May this Navratri be as bright as ever
Its time to celebrate sing and dance
May Maa bless you in every way
May you get your perfect chance
Happy Navratri.
This Dusshera, I wish you to develop all the qualities of Lord Rama. May you be an ideal son, a perfect brother and an idyllic husband! Happy Dusshera!
Dandiya raas and lot of fun
The festivities of Navratri have begun
May you be blessed with peace and love
By Maa durga from heaven above
Happy Navratri.
A man who was completely innocent, offered himself as a sacrifice for the good of others, including his enemies, and became the ransom of the world. It was a perfect act.
Happy Gandhi Jayanti.
We never have what we like,
We never like what we have still we live,
Love and hope that some day
We’ll get what we love or love what we have!
That’s life.
Have a nice day!
For everything u have missed,
U have gained something else;
And for everything u gain,
U lose something else.
It is about ur outlook towards life..
U can either regret or rejoice!
Have a Good Day at work.
These are the wonderful pairs in this world:
Heart and Beats;
Night and Moon;
Birds and Songs;
Roses and Love;
You and Your smile.
So keep smiling
And have a nice day.
If u don’t act foolish while you’re young,
You won’t have anything to smile about when you’re older.
But you’ve been smiling since yesterday,
Have a nice day!
