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11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Kunal # 31

“The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.’”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monika # 35

“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Barun # 65

“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Richa # 62

“You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.”
- “Colonel Mustard”
“Flies are where men and most vulnerable.”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Animesh # 94

“Life after death is as improbable as after marriage.”
- “Mrs. White” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

“Just checking.”
- "Colonel Mustard”
“Everything all right?”
- “Mrs. White”
“Yep. Two corpses, everything’s fine.”
- “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ashish # 52

One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Awadhesh # 98

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Chandan # 90

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sana # 76

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Marriage has no guarantees. If that''s what you''re looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sachin # 56

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Ravi # 96

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Sanjay # 23

Marriage is not a word. It''s a sentence....(a life sentence!).

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Lokesh # 55

Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Shobhit # 77

Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Jyotsana # 16

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Harsh # 64

The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Angad # 92

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Preeti # 36

Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you''re in bed with a relative. - Unknown

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

Marriage is give and take. You''d better give it to her or she''ll take it anyway. - Joey Adams

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Monalisa # 78

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Vivek # 73

There''s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I''ll get married again. - Clint Eastwood

11 Years Ago | 0 shares | By Bruttendu # 124

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx

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