“The female of the species is more deadlier than the male.’” - “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”
“It’s a matter of life after death. Now that he’s dead, I have a life.’” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
“Husbands should be like kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.’” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
“You lure men to their deaths like a spider with flies.” - “Colonel Mustard” “Flies are where men and most vulnerable.” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
“Life after death is as improbable as after marriage.” - “Mrs. White” from “Clue”
“Just checking.” - "Colonel Mustard” “Everything all right?” - “Mrs. White” “Yep. Two corpses, everything’s fine.” - “Colonel Mustard” from “Clue”
One out of 4 marriages ends in a divorce, what do the other marriages end in ?
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. - Hemant Joshi
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards. - Benjamin Franklin
Marriage has no guarantees. If that''s what you''re looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage. - Lord Byron
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. - Henry Youngman
Marriage is an adventure, like going to war. - G. K. Chesterton
Marriage is not a word. It''s a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important. - Lisa Hoffman
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - S. T. Coleridge
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
Marriage changes passion ... suddenly you''re in bed with a relative. - Unknown
Marriage is give and take. You''d better give it to her or she''ll take it anyway. - Joey Adams
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning. - Clint Eastwood
There''s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I''ll get married again. - Clint Eastwood
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? - Groucho Marx
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