Relations Quotes - Page 15

Pal pal se banta hai ehsas, ehsas se banta hai vishwas, vishwas se banta hai rishta, rishtey se banta hai koi khas aur woh khas hai aap....

Apni dosti koi PEPSI nahi, jo" dil mange more". Koi wills nahi, jo"made 4 each other". Apni dosti to LIC hai, jo "G1 k saath bhi G1 k baad bhi".

Yeh Hamari National Health SERVICE hai
Isme hum Aapjaise logo ko adhi raat utha kar SUSU karna yad karate hai taki apka bed gila na ho!
SUSU karke so jaiye.

Wife:mai tang aagi tusi hamesha MERA GHAR,MERI CAR,MERA BETA,bas MERA MERA he karde ho kadi SADDA v keha karo,te hun labhi ki ja rahe ho. HUSBAND: "SADDA KACHA"

Apne dil da dard chupaunde aaye han, phir v tainu yar hasaunde aaye han. Tere chehre utte disse udasi kyon, tere layi tan rabb rasaunde aaye han.

If i was1 öf ur tear i wüd b börn in ur eyes,live on ur cheeks n die on ur lips. But if U were 1 öf my tear i wüd never ever cry 4 d feär öf löosing U...

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Ae dil kisi ki yaad me rona fizul hai,ansu anmol hai inhe khona fizul hai,ro to unke liye jo tujpe nisar hai,unke liye nahi jinke aashiq hazar hai.,..

Is duniya mein 3 tarah ke log hi khusnasib hote hain,
1) wo jinhe sachha pyaar milta hai,
2) jinhe achha yaar milta hai aur
3) jinhe mera sms bar bar milta hai

Yunhi sapno se dil ko lagaya karo.Kisi ke khwaabon me aaya-jaya karo..Jab bhi jee ho ki koi tumhe bhi manaye bas hame yaad karke rooth jaaya karo......

It starts wid F...?ends wid ...K?it has 4letter n wen not available a man uses his hand! GOD! its a FORK.....but i like da way u think.

Palko pe apni bithaya hai tumhe,Badi duaon ke baad paaya hai tumhe. Asani se nahi mile ho tum. international zoo se churaya hai tumhe!

There r 2ways of being united- By being frozen 2gether or By being melted 2gether. Its better 2 b melted in luv than 2 b frozen in differences.............

Messages
are not for time pass.
They silently say that
I''m thinking of you
right now and also
Making you to
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for a moment .. Good day...take care!!!

Life is Dificult,




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but if U fall down, just stand up Straight, B Confident & say.
KISNE DHAKKA MARA

Har dil fariyad nahi karta , har koi kisi ko yaad nahi karta , bhool jaayein tumhe ek pal ke liye bhi, is baat par dil aetbaar nahi karta .

Things wil change : Frm clasroom 2 off,frm books 2 files,frm jeans 2 formals,frm pocketmoney 2 salaries.Wat wil not change is FRNDS &let it not change.......

BANIA(to his son): Ye tu kaisi maachis laya gadhay, ek bhi teek se nahi jalti. SON: Kya baat karte ho papa! Ek-ek check karke laya hoon...

Yeh sulagta jism,
Yeh kamp kapate honth, Yeh tharthrata hua badan, Yeh garam sanse, mujhe pahle hi pata tha yeh malariya hi hai......!!

Zndagi ne khushiyon ko pukara hai,Sada muskurao tum,Tumhara har gam hamara hai,Phul khilte rahe jevan me tumhare,Kanto k liye daaman hamara hai.

Oh sms ! jaake mere dost ko
" i mis u "kehna.
"SAVE" kare to
"shukriya" kehna.

"DELETE"kare to
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Aur
Agar"naa pade"to us se"1 rupyaa"le lena !!!!!

Hamne jo banaye rishte kaise kaise ho gaye, kabhi apke dost the, ab aise vaise ho gaye, agar abhi aapne sms na bheje, Samjhenge dost se pyare paise ho gaye..

Main tumhe dekhna chahti hoon,tumse milna chahti hoon,par yeh log bahut zalim hain kehte hain "ZOO"bandh ho gaya kal aana.

Sherni ke gharwalon ne haathi ka rishta kyun thukraya..?



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Unka ghar ka apsi mamla hain "TUMHE KYA LENA HAI"

Teri yad dil se jane nahi denge ! Tere jaisa dost khone nahi denge !! Shrafat se contact me rehna ! Warna kaan ke neeche denge aur rone bhi nahi denge !!:->

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She will not dance. Coz basanti kutto ke samne nahin nachti.

Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?ek ladki jo pyaar de,jo acha khana banaye,jo paise kamaye-aur aisa naseeb k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se na mil paye.

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Happy earth quake day

This day is very important
because one comes to know
how important is his life

Tomorrow will be holiday so lets enjoy bcas we all r safe

AAPKE LIYE THA JO DIL MEIN PYAR. AB TAK KISI KO NAZAR NA AAYA. AAJ NIKLA DIL SE BAHAR. TO LOG BOLE "BHUCHAL-AAYA" "BHUCHAL-AAYA" i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!!!

Q : Kya hoga agar pepsodent wale condom banaye to.... ? A: hona kya, raat bhar dishum dishum....

Bus ch 1 pregnent lady jammu ja rahi c hai.Conductr bolia "mata 1 jammu k 2 jammu. Lady "kanjara jammu te 1 hi jamu,par tere warga na jamu"

Height of laziness-man lying on a woman and waiting for earthquake 2 do it 4 him. And yesterday was the day of lazy man.

Mumkin nahi shayad kisi ko samaj pana , samjhe bina kisi se kya dil lagana, aasan hai kisi ko pyar karna, bahut mushkil hai kisi ka pyar pana........

Safar-e-Zìndagi mein kitno ko dost keh kar jaana hai,Dòstì pyàr hai,Zindagi hai,Ibadat bhi hai,Aapko sìrf kaha nahi Hàjòòr,Dìlsè maana haì! -Mìñìè"

Mat mila naye dost ya khuda ! Yeh hame barbaad karte hai ! hum tou sms ki BAUCHAAR karte hai ! Yeh 50 paise ke liye VICHAAR karte hai !

" Shikwe bhi honge humse, Shikayten bhi honge humse, Par Dosto se GILA nahi karte, Achhe nahi to bure hi sahi, Per hum jaise DOST mila nahi karte..¡¡..

College is 4 knowledge, knowledge is 4 life,Life is 4 wife,but wife is a knife which cuts ur life, So never choose ur wife in college life.

Kabhi tum bhi humse baat kar liya karo milne ki fariad kar lia karo ek hum hai jo har bar shuruwat karte hai, kabhi tum bhi hame humse pahle yad karliya karo.

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Lab khamosh hojate hai jab tum samne aate ho, dil dhadakata hai jab nigahe milate ho, saans rukti hai jab muskurate ho, heart patient hoon itna kyon darate ho.

Yaad aap bhi hume karte hain,yaad hum bhi aapko karte hain bus fark sirf itna hai,ki hum yaad karke msg. karte hain or aap msg padh ke yaad karte hain.

Har tarah ke shikve seh lete hai hum, Zindagi ko yunhi Jee lete hai hum, mila lete hai Hath jinse Dosti ka HUM , Un Hatho se phir Zeher bhi pi lete hai hum..

Khushbu ki tarah apke pas bikhar jyenge sukum bankar dil me utar jyenge mehsus karne ki koshish to kijie dur hote hue bhi pass nazar ayenge.

1)Bad:u find porn movie in ur sons room.worse:ur in it.2)Bad:ur children r sexualy active. Worse:wid each other. 3)Bad:ur wife leaving u.Worse:4 anothr woman!.

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((((Good night))))

Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,auro ko to kya humko bhi tabah kiya,pesh kiya jab gazlon mein hamne unki BEWAFAI ko,auro ne to kya unhone bhi WAH-WAH kiya.

E- dost tere honto ki muskurahat na jaye, tere palko me kabhi ansu na aaye,tere raah me pade ho kante jo bhi, main hath rakhu or tu guzar jaye.

Year 1927


Aug 16 th






Evening 07:48


































NOTHING HAPPENED.Tussi aapna kam karo!