Remix Wishes and Status Messages

Laughing is best mediciene..

So laugh loudly more loudly.........

Arrey baba loudly loudly baba..

Congrats............ you won a Free entrance into mental hospital

Tum Paas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot Ke Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

Old Song And Remix Song Me Kya Farq Hai ?

“Old Song”
DAncer six foot Lambay Kapde Pehan Kr Nachti Thi

“Remix Song”
Dancer ne six inch ke Kapde Pehn ne Hote Hain...

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Exam Pas Aye, Dil Gabhraye
Teacher Ne Jane Kyu Danda Dikhaye
Ab to Mera Pen Ruk Ruk Ke Chalta Hai
Kya Karu Haye, Bohut Dar Lagta Hai.

When you mix rice in milk, u call it kheer.

When you mix vinegar in milk, you call it paneer.

When you mix a sweet friend like you in my life you call it 'Taqdeer'.

Law of Love? derived from newton?s laws
*Evry bad boy cntinues to do cherr charr unless a chapal or sandel with a force is impresed upon him by a lovely girl.This force is called bezti.
Bezti is that carachtristic due to wich any bagairat is compelled to chnge his state of bagairti into gairat mandi;-)

I May Walk Slowly..
But...I Never Walk Backwards...
-Abraham Lincon

I Don't Need To Walk..Bcoz...
I Have Bike..
Malik . . .

Main agar kahoon,
Tum sa haseen,
Kaynaat mein nahi hy koi,
To plz yaqeen mat karna kbhi….. kbhi insaan garmi me ulta seedha bol jata hai..

If aNy fAt gIrL CrosS U...
But Come bacK 2 U At Listening Of Ur WhistLe. . .
Th¡S SituaTiOn iZ Ca|LD. . . .
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GOLMAAL
RETURN

Old SOng And Remix SOng Me KYa FArq HAi?

Old Song
DAncer 6 FuTt LAmbay KapRay PEhan KR NACHTI THi

REmix SOng

DAncer Ne 6 Inch K KApray PEhnay H0tay HAin..

JADEED TALEEMI MUHAWRE !!!
1-Science Sy Gira Arts Me Atka
2-Fail Hoty Ko Practicals Ka Sahara
3-Degree Ly K Choolhey Me Daal
4-3rd Division Paas Ghar Ka Na Ghat Ka
5-Dost Wo Jo Imtehan Me Chapai Kraye
7- Qadar Kho Deta Hy Raoz College Aana Jana
8-Likhna Na Jany Qalam Mera ;->

Mintaan Na Krwa,
Mobile Noo Utha,
Write Msg De Vich JA,
Hun BUhta Na TArpaa,
Ath Dus Msg Te Khrka,
Aj Sadi Farmaish Tay. . .;->

Question paper dekha to yeh jaana sanam,
exam musibat hai yeh maana sanam
ab yahaan se kahaan jaaye hum
paper likh likh ke mar jaaye hum..

Ek ladki thi deewani si
Ek subject pe woh marti thi
Books uthakar, chashma lagakar
Library se guzarti thi
Kuchh padna tha shayad usko
Jaane kisse woh darti thi
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse
Mujhse poochha karti thi
your course/subjects kaise hoti hai aur
Main bas itna keh pata
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Kitaben.. khuli hon ya hon band
Padhai last night hi hoti hai
Kaise kahoon main o yaara ye your course/subjects aise hoti hai
turu ru ru ru ru ru roooo roooooo roooo.

Aamir khan ne Apni Film k Second Part k liye Aap ko chun lia hay
Jis Mein Aap kaa Bohut main role Ha
Film ka Naam ha,
Begarat Zameen Par?

Aslamabadon ai ay FAX

Sohneyan day utte lage kare ga TAX
usi pareshan na hovo
sirf sohneya te TAX lagya ay??.
Preshani te mere waste ae?

Jaane tu ya jaane na
CLASS VERSI0N

Kabhi kabhi tou lage classr00m me rahi na khushi or na maza...Kabhi kabhi tou lage har class mushkil or har sum ek khata...Aise me koi kese apne teacher ko parhane se roke...0r kese koi soch ley Everyday's gonna B sunday!!! :-D

New Remix s?NG Of
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JunOn oR iShQ sE BARhti hai aBAdi. . . . . . . .;->
?DIL MANGAY
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Atif Aslam live in an Exam

Kuch is tarah...
Teri copy, meri copy se miladay,
Answer teray...saaray mujhay paper pe chapa day,
Tu her ghari her waqt sir k sath raha hai,
Han yeh jism bloody fool abhi kaanp raha hai,Jo solution hain ye teray.unhain tu mera pata dy!Kuch estrha tera paper mere paper c milade..

Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai..
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Jab bijli nahi to bill kahan say ata hey..?
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chooohy ko lagi billi gori gori
dono milne lagy chori chori
choooha bola aao khele ankh macholi
billi chohy ko kha kar boli
I HATE LOVE STORY :-)

Zara si Mobile men de jagah tu
Zara sa Inbox le saja..
Zara sa Sent items me ja tu...
Zara sa Balance ko le ghata. Me bhejun $m$ tujh ko meri Jaan bepanah..

um Paas Aae,
Yun Muskurae,
Apne 32 Dant,
Mjhko Dikhae,
Yeh dekh K Mera
Dil,
Phoot Phoot K Rota Hai,
Yar Tumse Tou Ek Brush Bhi,
Theek Se Nahi
Hota He!

Laayak nahin, Nalaayak hoon main,
Fraudy bada, dukhdaayak hoon main,
Is Job ki, mujhko kya samajh,
Is Job ke, kahaan laayak hoon main.

JEE HAN, MAIN HOON NALAAYAK !!!

Chai wala 1 girl se:bholi si surat aankon me masti door khari sharmaye..aye haye
Girl reply:
kali si surat, haatho me Chenak door khara chillay
chaye chaye

1 Larka 1 Larki ko
windows se ishara kr k bola
jhalak Dekhla ja jhalak DkhLa ja
Larki chapal Utar k boli
Ek Bar aja aja aja
aja, aa ja....

Remix of Lambi judai from the movie 'Jannat'
4 dino ki chutiyan o raba
Lambi parhai
Parhny me dil mera laagy kaheen na
Parhny sy jaan meri jaey Hamysha
Kitny zamany baad o raba
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin
Chutiyan ye Aaeyin.

Meri Shadi Ke Mauqe Per Us Ne Mujh Se Kaha FARAZ.....
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Tenu Dullha Kinne Banaya BHOOTNI KAY . . . . . . . ;->/