Santa Banta Wishes and Status Messages - Page 5

Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai. Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

A lady was kissing a lion inside a cage in circus.. Ring master asked can anyone do it? BANTA-main aana haan par pehla sher nu hatao.

Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed "The heart of the country"? Santa: It beats, beats, beats.

Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai! Maa: Bolo beta. Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye. Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki. Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli

Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog! Banta: Oh! That’s terrible. Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple". (After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note) Santa: "Shame on you God, you don''t even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?" Santa: He''s not studying, they are studying him!

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What''ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I''ll take the money.

How do you recognize Santa''s son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

Sante ne apne nave jame bache nu goddi ch chukiya. Thodi der bad bache ne Susu kar ta. Santa nurse nu bolia: Bibi eh piece leek karda hai badal ke leya. . .

Ultimate answer while changing the job. Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job? Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..

Santa :-Yaar Banta Dr. ne kaha mujhe aids hai. Yeh aids hoti kya hai? Banta Singh:- A – Ab I - Iss D - Duniya se S - Sat shri akal

A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja

santa goes to a petrol pump..He reads notice:..DON''T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE..He picks his cell, call every1 & says "DON''T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol Pump.....

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere". After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He''s not my friend.

Santa-muje munni chahiye. Wife-nahi muje munna chahiye. Santa-chalo gullu se puchte he. Santa & wife-gullu beta tumhe kya chahiye? Gullu-muje KUTTA Chahiye

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ''Free Delivery''

Master: Mein tenu kutte te essay likhan nu keha si, Likh ke kyu nahi liyanda ? Santa: Ki karda master g, jidan he mein kutte te Pen rakhia oh paj geya!!!

Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why? Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary. Kanta: I don''t believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas''s brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself. Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Banta: Y did you buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B''day? I thought she wanted a car. Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Jeeto yelled at santa: U''re gonna b really sorry! I''m going to LEAVE you! Santa: Make up ur mind, which one is it gonna be!