Shayari Wishes and Status Messages - Page 181

KAL AGAR MAIN MARJAON TO MERE
JISM SE DIL KO NIKAL LENA
MUJHE MERE DIL KI FIKAR NAHI
FIKAR TO US MAY REHNE WALE
AAP KI HAI

Sher kahne waley teri shayari ka kya inam doo.
Sher kahne waley teri shayri ka kya inam doo.
Jee chahta hai jhantiyon me baandh kar…Lawnde se maar doo.

Itni chotti nahin raaste aapne kaise soch liya ki kinara aa gaya,
Lo ho gaya aapke Mobile me roshni,
Ek aur SMS hamara aa gaya.

kabhi addha kabhi pavva to kabhi botal bhi pite hai
free ki mil jaye to matka bhi pite hai,
ek din pulis pakad kar le gayi mujhe thane,
maine kaha thero bhai mere abba bhi pite hai.

“kitne mahal khawabon ke dekhe humne sabir,
jab aankh(eyes)khuli to kuch bhi salamat na paaya humne”

bachakar nazar, nazar se dekhta hun.
Bura na maan jao is DAR se dekhta hun.
Jab bhi dekhta hun, NAI see lagti ho,
Isliye tumhe phir se dekhta hun.

dur se dekha to sher nazar aaya
dur se dekha to sher nazar aaya
esaliye paas gaya hi nahi…..

kuch pane se kuch khone ka maza or hai
band ankhon main rone ka maza or hai
ashk bane shabd or shabd bane gazal
us gazal main tera zikar hone ka maza or hai
yun to hum har sham hi pite hain magar
teri yaad main ro-ro ke pine ka maza or hai

tej hava ka jhoka aaya-2
sath me teri khusbu laya-2
meri dil me khyal ayay,
aaj tune phir nahi nahaya.

thak gaye hum unka intezar karte karte,
roye baar baar khud se takraar karte karte,
do lafj bhi unki juva se na nikle,
toot gaye hum ek tarfa pyar karte karte.

apni dosti ki gaadi kuch iss kadar chal padi
jaise kick maarte hi bike udd padi
dua hai na lage isme koi break
speed itni ho ki na kar sake koi isse overtake

Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai, Kaanon me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai,
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai.

e kaash kahin aisa hota ki do dil hote seene main
ek toot bhi jaata ishq mein to taklif na hoti jeene mein.

kabhi addha kabhi pavva to kabhi botal bhi pite hai
free ki mil jaye to matka bhi pite hai,
ek din pulis pakad kar le gayi mujhe thane,
maine kaha thero bhai mere abba bhi pite hai.

Jis tarah LOHA, Lohe ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah JAHER, Jaher ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah HEERA, Heera ko kaat ta hai;
Theek ushi tarah dekha ek din tujhe bhi kutta katega.

Ai mere humnashin chal kahin aur chal,
Is chaman mein ab apna guzaara nahin,
Baat hoti gulon tak to seh lete hum,
Ab to kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

Jis tarah LOHA, Lohe ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah JAHER, Jaher ko kaat ta hai;
Jis tarah HEERA, Heera ko kaat ta hai;
Theek ushi tarah dekha mere dost, ek din tujhe bhi kutta katega.

jab uska hath mere hath mein aata hai,
do hathelayo ke bich ek TAJ MAHAL ban jata hai.

KBC me mujh se pucha gaya ke world ka sabse bada Ullu kaun? main ne 1 crore thukradiya per tumhara naam nahi liye kiun ke apni friendship to …….!!!

Bechara Kuch Is Ada Sey Rukh Hi Badal Gaya
Ek Shaks Sarey Shehar Ko Veeran Kar Gaya

Teri doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga. Tere sath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga. Jab bhi bhulane ki koshish ki. Tu dil ke aur karib aane laga.

Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain
Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,
pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,
Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,
Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab “PYAAR” kehte hain !

Safed rang ho agar mehboob ka , toh mohabbat ki detergent khusbudar nazar aati hai , na koi aur hota kharid-dar SURF-EXCEL KA , aur na dhulai RIN-SUPREME ki kam nazar aati hai…!!!

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jarur padna.
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please padna.
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imp. baat hai
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sorry bhul gaya

prasthan ho raha he path ka pata nahi hai,
sagar se mang paani dete na megh daani,
alok ki disha main nairash ki nisha main
kya kya na ho raha hai path ka pata nahi hai.

NA YE SUBAH AAKHRI HAI NA YE SHAM AAKHRI HAI
JAHAN ZULM KI HO HUKUMAT WO NIZAM AAKHRI HAI
KOI PEE KE MAST -2 JHUME KOI BUND-2 KO TARSE
GAR YE RASM MAYKADA HAI TO YE JAM AAKHRI HAI

Baag ki har kali, khushbu de apko,
Suraj ki har kiran, nai subah de apko,
Hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hain,

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Saya sa koi lehraye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Ab tumhi batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

meetha intezaar toh intezaar se yaar meetha
meetha yaar toh yaar se pyaar meetha
meetha pyaar toh pyaar se meethi apni yaari
isse meetha kuh na mila dekhi duniya saari

Yeh jo hasinao ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasane ke jaal hote hai,
pee jati hai sara khoon ladko ka
tabhi to gaal itne laal hote hain…