Tricky Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?
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Nahi pata
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Soocho
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Nahi maloom
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Inta bhi nahi maloom
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Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

A Bicycle Cant Stand On Its Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








Its Two-Tired ...

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Think..
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Don’t know the answer
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Very simple
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Yes, It can because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

Who created this pointless list of Tricky Questions?
Answer: Michael Lee

X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.
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Ans=NOTHING
Put nothing in place of X and read again.

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: No, but it would be hard to do since he is dead.

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Answer: Because he is still living!

World is ROUND!! want proof?
COCKROACH is afraid of rat,
rat of cat, cat of dog, dog of man, man of his
GIRLFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND OF
COCKROACH!

Economics Teacher:
Give an example of Complete business failure due to carelessness.,
Student: A pregnant prostitute....... !!!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Answer: Four, because calling a trunk a leg does not make it a leg! This one is stupid.

Which letter of the English alphabet flies, sings and stings?
Answer: 'B' (bee).

What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
Answer: ISLAND

If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: Survivors are usually not burried.

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
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Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?
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Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Before Mount Everest was discovered,what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer:Mt. Everest was still the highest mountain even before it was discovered.

How To Become a Genius?
*some text missing*
Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Answer: Eskimos live at the North pole, penguins at the South pole.

A Bicycle Can't Stand On Its Own
Why ... ?
Think !!
Because
It's Two-Tired ...

Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Answer: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
Answer: They were married.

A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?
Answer: Eight sheep were left.