Tricky Questions Wishes and Status Messages

Mr Santa taklu hai phir bhi har roz woh saloon jata hai!
Maloom hai kyun?
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Nahi pata
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Soocho
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Nahi maloom
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Inta bhi nahi maloom
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Kyun ki woh saloon santa ki hai!

A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them?

Ans:
Jo Hua, So Hua.

Which part of the body is most sensitive while watching adult
movies?

…guesss what ?
Ha Ha Ha U’re wrong
“Its your ears” to make sure ke koi aa to nahi raha.

A Bicycle Cant Stand On Its Own





Why ... ?





Think !!





Because








Its Two-Tired ...

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U’re Alwayz In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again… SHUT UP!

Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
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Think..
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Don’t know the answer
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Very simple
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Yes, It can because the Empire State Building can’t jump!

Who created this pointless list of Tricky Questions?
Answer: Michael Lee

X is impossible for god,
X is above god,
if we eat X we will die,
X is more important than love.

What is X ?
Reply soon if u are genius.
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Ans=NOTHING
Put nothing in place of X and read again.

Why is it against the law for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?
Answer: Because he is still living!

Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Answer: No, but it would be hard to do since he is dead.

World is ROUND!! want proof?
COCKROACH is afraid of rat,
rat of cat, cat of dog, dog of man, man of his
GIRLFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND OF
COCKROACH!

Economics Teacher:
Give an example of Complete business failure due to carelessness.,
Student: A pregnant prostitute....... !!!

How many legs does an elephant have if you count his trunk as a leg?
Answer: Four, because calling a trunk a leg does not make it a leg! This one is stupid.

Which letter of the English alphabet flies, sings and stings?
Answer: 'B' (bee).

What familiar word starts with IS, ends with AND, and has LA in the middle?
Answer: ISLAND

If a plane crashes on the border between the US and Mexico, where do they bury the survivors?
Answer: Survivors are usually not burried.

Question: Who was the 1st Indian woman fly abroad?
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Answer: Our Sita maata with Ravan to lanka!

Question: What do you call a person who is leaving India?
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Ans: Hindustan Lever.

Before Mount Everest was discovered,what was the highest mountain in the world?
Answer:Mt. Everest was still the highest mountain even before it was discovered.

How To Become a Genius?
*some text missing*
Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS

What is the opposite of Dominoes?
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Domi does not know!

Eskimos are very good hunters, but they never hunt penguins. Why not?
Answer: Eskimos live at the North pole, penguins at the South pole.

A Bicycle Can't Stand On Its Own
Why ... ?
Think !!
Because
It's Two-Tired ...

What do you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?
Answer: A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Maths Magic
Multiply ur date of Birth with 2
add 840 in answer.
now divide by 2
subtract ur date of birth from answer.
and answer represent ur personality.
Try it. It is True

There was an airplane crash, every single person on board died, but yet two people survived. How is this possible?
Answer: They were married.

A farmer had 15 sheep, and all but 8 died. How many are left?
Answer: Eight sheep were left.