shaitani's SMS Collection

Up coming movies
1. Jab we chat
2. Namastey Facebook
3. Hum aapke hai mutual friend
4. 7 gaali maaf
5. Hum like kar chuke sanam
6. Kabhi relationship kabhi single
7. meine poke kyo kiya
8. mere brother ki profile

BOY-your teeth are like stars..
Girl-Awwwww,thanks,are they that shining??
Boy-No,they are far from each other..!!

AAp ke liye khush khabri..
Subah Subah ab toilet jane ki Zarurat nahi,
Q ki..
Ab HUGGIES Sirf Rs. 20 mein..
COME ON INDIA
KARLO TOILET CHADDI MEIN..

Important Social message!
With the amount of make-up used by women for getting ready for a wedding party..
It is advised...
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To avoid falling in love at FIRST SIGHT......lol

Pathan-hum raat ko sapna dekha ki hum Katrina ke sath Beach pe uski zulfe swar rha tha par fir achanak kahin se barish hone laga
Man-Bewakoof,tum kutte ke sath so rhe the aur usne susu kar diya tha

Principal-3 din se kahan the..?
Students-Tornament me busy the..
Principle-College me toh kuch nahi tha.
Students-Sir hum usi juye wale ki baat kar rahe hai jiske final mein aap paunch gaye ho..

1 Jat nu kavi samelan ch zabardasti stage te bhej dita janda hai.
O sher araz karda hai
"E Chand sitaro,
Bhen de yaaro,
mainu kuj ni aanda,
mainu thalle utaro"

4 students bike pe ja rhe the..
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Police-triple sawari band hai..
fir bhi tum 4 baithe ho?
Student pareshan so ke piche dekhte huye bola-5wa kahan gir gaya be..?

only 3 living beings are immune to cold:-
1) Polar Bears
2)Penguins

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3) Females wearing sleeveless and backless in winter parties...

Msg in demand for college students_
Hoto pe hasi aur dil mein gum hai..
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hoto pe hasi ,aur dil me gum hai..
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kya teri bhi attendance 75% se kam hai..?

Camera man studio mein chote bacche se:
Meri taraf dekho beta, is camera se kabutar niklega.
Baccha-
Focus adjust kar,
gawaron wali batein na kar,FB par lagani hai pic..:p

Santa gets a msg-
"kya aap Anna Hazaare ke saath hai?"
Santa replies
"Nahi main taan ghare haan...kuch kamm si??"

teacher : YOu just got 5 marks a
And still you are laughing..??
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Student : I'm wondering...
how i got 5 marks even though i wrote song lyrics..

Question.
why do people disliking corruption don't stop it at their own level...??
ans-
its just like kolaveri di song...
nobody agrees to like it,,,, but still listen to it again and agAIN

What would be the name of the ultimate reality show for babies....???
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"SO YOU THINK YOU CAN WALK"?

How did Ra One claim profits inspite of its weak storyline..??
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Think..?
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Because...
A film with Rajnikant in it never flops...
Mind it.. :)