Rajiv Kumar's Quote Collection

Jeeto: Son, why did you fall in that mud wearing your new trousers?
Pappu: Because there was no time to take them off.

Banta: why it is said that children brighten a home?
Santa: That is because they never turn any of the lights off.

In an interview for a Govt. job.
Chairman: What can you do well?
Candidate: Nothing.
Chairman: Good. You are the right person for this job.