Avishek Dey's SMS Collection

We fight & scold the one whom we love the most.

But interestingly..

we do not like others doing the same to that person.

i worried about you..

some one may kidnap you..

because gold rate increased day by day..

&

you are my 24 carats golden friend..

No one is as ugly as their voters id picture..

&

Nor as good-looking as their Facebook profile Picture..

Thought for the night:

Don't waste time by thinking about your past or future!

Better kill some mosquitoes in that time.

So that you can sleep better.

Two sweet words difficult to say in life:

1. "Hi" for the FIRST time to unknown person.

&

2. "Bye" for the LAST time to loved ones.

pharmacist to customer:

to buy anti-depression pills sir,
you need a proper prescription.
simply showing a picture of your wife is not enough.

dreams are the best part of life..

if you miss sleep..

you miss the best part of life..

so its already late..

go to bed..
&
catch a very sweet dream..

Ladka apna result dekh ke...

Kya ?

Main fail ho gaya...

Aur wo ve English mein ?!?!?

"UNPOSSIBLE !!!"

Do you have problems ?

Do not worry..

Problems gives you dual advice..

One, you can know how to solve that..

Other, you can know how to avoid it in future..

Smile will be complete when it begins with your heart, reflects in your eyes and ends with a glow on your face..

wish you such smiling moments throughout your life..

The course of true love never runs smooth.

Home is where the heart is.

THE MASTER KEY OF LIFE :

Not all Fingers are same in length..

But when they bend all stand equal..

Life becomes easy when we bend and adjust to all situations.

Always have a compromising nature in your life.

Because as world is round,

Everything that you let go will definitely come back to you again.

Beta : 500 Rs Do na.

Papa : Kya Karega ?

Beta : Mere Sare Friends Ka A/C Hai,
Mai Bhi Khulwaunga.

Papa : Very Good. Kaha Pe ?

Beta : Cigrate Ki Dukan Par.

Banta: What kind of a dog is that ?

Santa: A police dog.

Banta: Oh, but he doesn't look like one.

Santa: That's because he's in the secret service.