aakash jugraj's Quote Collection

Boy-Cn i Hold ur Hand?
Grl-No!
Boy-Y?
Gal-cz it Hurts whn u Leave it.

Boy-Ma kasam,
Humari Acting!
To Ladkiyo ki Over Acting

kashmir ki vaadiyo me,
Barfeele hawao me,
Jheel k kinare baithe LAILA ne MAJNU se kya kaha?

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Haramkhor Hero mat ban,

Sweter pahenle

Santa: waiter, ek coffee laana. kitna hai?
Waiter: 50 Rs.
Santa: saamnewaali dukhaan main to 50 ps hai
Waiter: woh xerox dukhaan hai sir

2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
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2nd Boy:
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"Pani me

Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND;