aarnie's Quote Collection

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our
upcoming anniversary. She said, ‘I want something shiny
that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds!’ I gifted her
a weighing scale

Santa went to see a girl for marriage
Girls Parents decided to let them be alone to talk
Santa: Behanji aap kitne bhai-behan ho?
Girl: Pehle 3 the AB 4 HO GAYE

U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

U are Sweet like TOM,
Cute like JERRY,
Naughty like BUGS BUNNY,
Strong like POPEYE,
Innocent like Tweety,
In short,
U are Complete CARTOON

Kia Aap k Sur Par Seengh Hain???

Just Check It

Nahi Hain??

Nahi

R u Sure??

Yes

Koi baat Nahi Gadhay k bhi nahi hotay

Girl: NOBODY can stop me, I’ll send u sms till,

Boy: My death?
Girl: No
Boy: Your death?
Girl: No
Boy: World exist?
Girl: No
Boy: Oxygen available?
Girl: No

Girl: Truly speaking till SMS is free

Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

Ladkon Ke Usul: Na ishq na pyar na mohabbat yaron,

Devdas ki tarah jaan mat maro,

Na koi chandramukhi or na koi paaro,

Har ek ladki ko bas— line maro.

A Mistake Increase Ur Experience & Experience Decrease Ur Mistakes…
You Learn From Ur Mistakes & Other Will Learn From Ur Success…

Be “SUCCESSFUL” Always