Dr. Abuzar Rahan's SMS Collection

1 bat batao raz ki.

Kro us larki se ashqi.

Jis k chehre pe ho sadgi.

Sanso me ho tazgi.

Chndni ho chand ki.

Rani ho raat ki.

Khushbu ho gulab ki.

Baten kre pyar ki.

Nazuk ho mizaj ki.

Ache ho ikhlaq ki.

Paband ho namaz ki.

Khidmat kre maa bap ki.

Aur kahey main hoon sirf aap ki

Boy; I love you
tum dunya ki sab sy khobsort larki ho

Girl;acha par tumhary pechy mujh sy bhe khobsort larki khari hy
Boy; mor k pechy dekhta hy par wahan koi ni hota
Girl;agr tum sach mein mujh sy payar karty to tm kabhi pechy na dekhty i hate you
Moral
Moral woral kuch ni bs bachi zara taiz nikli
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Par msg abhi baqi hy mery 2st
Boy;chalo jese tumhari marzi,magar ab ye diamond ring mai kisko dunga
Girl;lo!! ab mai apne janu se mazak bhi ni kar sakti.

Boy: Aap ka Mobile No. kya He?
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Girl: Shut Up! (1st Drink then Think )
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.Boy: Ap Apna Mobile No. De dain, Mujhe Check Karna He 500 Ka recharge Ma Kitna Balnace Aata He!

Girl: How Sweet!!
Ye lo..

Qudrat Ne
Aurat ko Haseen Banaya.. !!!

Khubsurti Di..
Hirni Si Aankhein..
Resham Se Baal..
Gulab K Pankhriyon Se Hont..
Pyaar Bhra Dil Diya..

Phir Zaban Di:
Aur Sub Satya-Naas Ho Gaya

Dedicated To all Girls :)

Never care about what other people think of you because you will be perfect to someone :)

Stop worrying about your eyeliner, hair, dress etc

Bcz One day you'll find a Man that won't care about them all
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only look at your heart

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

What is the Colour of Frequency?

Ans: Purple

How?

Frequency=1/time

means 1/sec

1sec = Ek Pal
1/Pal= Per Pal

Per Pal= PURPLE..!

PHYSICS hila kar rakhdi.

Khamosh Reh, Tanha Baith, Yaad Karta Ja Usi Ko,
Tu Ny Ishq Kiya Hai, Gunaah Chota Nai Hai Tera…!!