Aditi's Quote Collection - Page 11

Its SCORE ME DAY..
Score me out of 100 in each of folwing qualities.
1.looks.
2.attitude.
3.personality.
4.nature.
5.character.
6.decency.
7.as frnd.Rply s mst

1 sadar library mein 2-3 ghante ek book padne ke baad bole.so boring,so many character but no story.then librarian says,sardar ji this is telephone directory.

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Thìs!

* HAPPY *
* FRIENDSHIP *
* DAY *

SMS pe sms bhejte ho,
bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho to bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho...

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AN APPLE A DAY
KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
If Doctor is Cute
then forget Fruit
and take Doctor away!

aao ek baat bataye jani,ek ladki thi sayani,khwab sajaye baithe the usey banayenge rani,sali ne pher diya hamare sapno par pani ..

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''a fren like u.....
$ is worth million dollars....$ If u dont mind....... CAN I SELL U?

FOOL se
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLwari me
FOOL k sath wish
kiya''U r the most
beautiFOOL,
wonderFOOL &
colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!

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Rehna hai


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Tere


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+ Mein +
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Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji''s Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

Be a diode to remove -ve thinking,A transistor to amplify the Character.... A resistor to drop Badhabits,A capacitor to store Good thoughts....

Sheeshe ke gharon main dekho to
Putther dil wale buste hain
Jo pyar ko khail samajhte hain
Aur tor ke dil ko haste hain

My silence doesn"t mean I forget u,My disaapearence doesn"t mean I don"t mean I don"t care about U..,B"coz friendship is always in my H-E-A-R-T...

Between a thousand yesterdays and a million tomorrows theres only 1 today.I wouldn"t let this day pass without saying thank you 4 sharing ur friendship with me

What''s the difference between a man and E.T.?
- E.T. phoned home.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...

I like Kids. But I don''t think I could eat a whole one.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?

Yes, this is my pickup. No, I will not help you move.

Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and lets play that game!

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

I didn''t believe in angels until I meet you!

How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her

Yo Mama''s breath is so bad, she made a tic tac run away!

Itz better this way U say 2 b or not 2 b. Is up 2 U to say, U r FREE to CHOOSE, but i''m AFRAID to LOSE... but no matter when.. no mater where... I LOVE U... 

Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ? "Of course, why would Friday be an exception?"

Doctor, I can t stop behaving like a dog.
How long have you been acting this way?
Since I was a puppy!

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams......

Wht do Mexicns hv under Tir carpets?


Underlay! Underlay!

Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

o Keep
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o Keep
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o Keep
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Judge: "Have you anything to offer to this Court before I pass sentence?"
Defendant: "No your honor, my lawyer took every penny.

IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me,if u keep it u WANT me,if u simply ignore it,u really ADORE me!so,what r u going to do?