Agha's Quote Collection - Page 4

Be a candle, Be a light, Be a twinkle in the dark, Be a hope, Be an inspiration & make a big difference in others heart. Gud Morning

Life''s like a piano, the white keys represent happiness & black show sadness but as u go through life''s journey, remember that the black keys too make music! Gud Day!

Santa: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha layi
Mother: Ohnu mere kole leke aa mein usnu saja dewan
Santa: Saja ta mein de diti, usdi kauli wala dudh mein pee gaya

Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I''m passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

Tumhari Girl friend ka sms mila hai kahti hai koi patthar se na maare mere deewana ko twenty first century hai bomb se uda do saale ko.

I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...

FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE GLASS CUP, ONCE IT BREAKS, IT CAN BE STRUK TOGETHER, BUT THE CRACKS REMAIN.

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray
()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom
I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never
forget you!

Hum tere dil mai rahengee ek yad bankar,
Tere lab pe khilengee muskan bankar,
Kabhi apne se juda na samjana,
Hum tere sath chalege aasman bankar

Kid: Aunty, mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini daitay howa, “acha aur kia kaha mummy nay?”
Kid:Agar woh kamini na de, to Pinki aunty se lay aana.

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers?

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....

I saw your face as you walked by but then I saw a better guy

Freindship happens inside the heart, Slient.. Unwritten.. Unnbreakable by distance..Unchangeable by time.. Once a Friend, always a Freind.!

Friends are forever.

Compared to friendship, gold is dirt.

The following two quotes were sent in by Maggie Lee

They say you should eat a candy bar before you take your finals to have enough energy... *I''m out buying a box of snickers!*

FRIENDSHIP IS NOT A COLLECTION OF HEART ITS A SELECTION OF HEART!!!

Kadde tere aayan bahar aondi hai...
kadde patjharr che badall cha jande ne...
dost mille te bahut khushi hundi hai...
waqt pain te oh hi dost rula jande ne.

TUSSE JYT GAY ASI HAAR GAY SANU PATA AY TUN
CALL NAI KARNI CHAL MARJANEAY MISS CALL TY MAAR DY.

GIRL: Khuch te Pardy dary rakh .. Pawain piyar Bazary rakh
Telephone te tu karna nahe. Miss call e mary rakh
BOY: Main kamry wich wariya ... Mairy Mathy wich wajjy Kand
Tainu telephone main ke karna . tare SIM e band

Ek tusin sharmaande vi bahut ho,
Doosra tusin Itraande vi bahut ho,
Dil te karda hai ki tuhanu dinner te le jaawaan,
Par ki karaan kambakhat tusin khaande vi bahut ho.

Science has never drummed up quite as effective a tranquilizing agent as a sunny spring day.

April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
mistaking foes for friends.

In hasino se Rasme Wafa
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai…
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai…!

May the joy and peace of Christmas be with you all through the Year. Wishing you a season of blessings from heaven above. Happy Christmas.

FrIeNdShIp iS a StRaNgE ThInG...
V FiNd OuRsElVeS tElLiNg EaCh OtHeR D dEePeSt DeTaIlS oF oUr LiVeS...
ThInGs v DoN''t EvEn ShArE wId D FaMiLiEs WhO rAiSeD Us...

Last Nyti Caught some STARS.i''ll Giv them 2 my FRIENDS so they''ll know how Sparklingly SPECIAL they r 2 me! , * , '' / Catch! Dis SPECIAL 1 is 4u bcas u r my very SPECIAL friend.:

Pu La Deshpande ekda T-shirt ghalun hindayla jatat. T-shit var tyanche nav thalak aksharaat lihile aste. "Pu La Deshpande". Tar T-shirt chya magchya bajula kay lihile asnar?
Pu Sh Deshpande. (pull/push)
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Pu La Deshpande pohayla gele tar tyanna kay mhannar?
Swimming Pool (Pu L)
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Satyajit Ray chya babanche nav kay ahe
Baap Re
Aajobanche nav?
Baap re Baap

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

Thieves seize skis

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Canny Cannibal
How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

A box of mixed biscuits,a mixed biscuit box!!

If you tell Tom to tell a tongue-twister his tongue will be twisted as tongue-twister twists tongues.

Denise sees the fleece,
Denise sees the fleas.
At least Denise could sneeze
and feed and freeze the fleas.

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, ''tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

Loves conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another.

Absence is to love as wind is to fire; it extinguishes the small and kindles the great.

I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant.

Can''t fall in love? But a life without love, that''s terrible.

Do you love me because I''m beautiful or am I beautiful because you love me?

Bottled up inside are the words I never said the feelings that i hide the the lines you''ve never read.