Tongue Twister Wishes and Status Messages

If you understand, say 'understand'.
If you don't understand, say 'don't understand'.
But if you understand and say 'don't understand'.
How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

2 friends, “see” & “saw”: 1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea. “See” saw sea and jumped in sea. “Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea. “See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea. “See”...

I Know that you know that i know what you dont think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i know that you dont think i know but i know!

chandu k chacha ne chandu ki chachi ko chandy k chamch se chtni chtai

Aap Is Jumley Ko 5 Murtaba Repeat Nahi Kar Saktay, Try Your Luck. "Upper Roller Lower Roller" Its Fun. ;-)

Betty Botter bought some butter
But the butter, it was bitter
If she put it in her batter
It would make her batter bitter
So she bought a bit of butter better than her bitter butter
And she put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter
So ’twas better Betty Botter bought a bit of better butter.

Tomorrow's Yesterday Is Today,
'n Yesterday's Tomorrow Is Also Today...
But
Today's Yesterday Was Yesterday's Today,
So...Tomorrow's Today Is Today's Tomorrow.. !
Read Carefully.. !

Wood Chuck
If a wood chuck could chuck wood,
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood.
A wood chuck would chuck as much wood
as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they’re fishing the fissure for Fischer.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

''The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick''


This is the world's hardest tongue twister.. According to guiness book of world records..
TRY IT...!!:-)

feel a feel,a funny feel and a funny feel,a feel and if you feel the feel,I feel.I feel you feel the feel,i feel.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Pope Sixtus VI''s six texts.

Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings

The sixth sick sheik''s sixth sheep''s sick.

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

dawinder di dadi de do dand dukhde delhi de dawai waleya dawai de

Troubling tongue twister sms : "Trouble is not a trouble,trouble wont trouble you,if u trouble a trouble,trouble will trouble u double trouble"

A flea and a fly in a flue
Said the fly "Oh what should we do"
Said the flea" Let us fly
Said the fly"Let us flee"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue

Doctor (Version 1)
When a doctor doctors a doctor,
does the doctor doing the doctoring
doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or
does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor ?

Mr. See's Saw
Mr. See had a saw
and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
before Soar saw See

Our Joe
Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjol