deepak's Quote Collection

Baap bete se :Qutub minar kaha hai??
Beta : Pata nahi
Baap : Kabhi ghar se nikla karo
Beta : Ram Lal kon hai
Baap : Pata nahi kyo
Beta : Kabhi ghar me raha ka

seller: yeh bakra 20000 ka
yeh 10000
yeh 5000
or woh wala sirf 500 rupee.
custmr: 500 ka kyun hai?
seller: china ka hai, koi guarantee naheen ghar jaa k bhonkna shuru ker dai

Ek doctor k clinic k bahar lambi line lagi huithi.. Ek sardar bar bar line me ghusta aur log ose bahar phenk dete. Usney kaha agay raho salo mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga