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A true friend cares for you if she says nasty things to your face instead of behind your back.
Best Friends
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
20
Q. Why is a cow always sad?
A. How would u feel if some one wakes you up very early in the morning to rub your tits for two hours.
Funny Questions
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
16
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roil?
A: We don't know. Never happens.
Funny
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
17
What's the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
Funny
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
18
The word HELLO means:

H=How are you?

E=Evrything alright?

L=Like 2 hear from you!

L=Love 2 see you soon

O=Obviously I miss you....

SO, HELLO
Friendship
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
12
Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?



A: We don't know. Never happens.
Funny
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
12
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. - Will Rogers
Funny
Akshat
Sat, Oct 26, 2013
20
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