alwin's's Quote Collection

Wife:Whenever I enter the room, you switch off the radio, why? Husband: I can't listen 2 two radios at the same time.

Newly married couple went to a restuarant.
Husband: Darling, now we r just like one person.
Wife: It's ok. But don't forget to order lunch for two.

Man; cut my hair short.
Barber; how short?
man; So short that my wife cannot pull them.