amit sudan's SMS Collection

Teacher: Aasmaan mein udne wali chiz Ande deti hai, Aur zameen pe rahne wali Bachche deti hai. Kaun c chiz aisse hai jo Aasmaan me udti hai par Bache Zameen par deti hai?
Santa: Airhostess !

Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Amli: Doctar ji tuhanu tankay lagonay aunde hun?
Dr: Haan ji, daso kithay lagonay ne?
Amli: Aa lo ji chapal te la do

Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Passenger: How dare u put ur hand in my pocket?
Santa: I wanted a matchbox.
Passenger: U could have asked me.
Santa: I don't speak to strangers.

Banta owned a factory. He issued orders that only married men would be employed.
Friend asks: Why this ?
Banta reply: Because married men are more obedient.

Only a lovable person can feel ur silent pain & will hold ur hands till u become strong again;I'm here 4 u always as a "Loving Friend"

A good way to Differentiate Love & Friendship: ""Without U, I can't Live" is Love. U must Live, I am with U" is Friendship.

A beautiful relationship does not depend on how well we understand someone;but, it depends on how well we avoid the misunderstanding

Do not Love the one who is beautiful for the world,but Love the one who makes your world beautiful.

Love is like a flower when it grows it looks nice; when it fades away all the pettles scatter and sink the heart..

A great friend is someone who makes your problems their problems,so you don't have to go through them alone

Love is like a flower when it grows it looks nice; when it fades away all the pettles scatter and sink the heart

Though miles may lie between us, we're never far apart, for friendship doesn't count the miles, it's measured by the heart

A leaf which falls from a tree goes wherever wind takes it. Be the wind to drive others, not the leaf to be driven by others.