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Namskar muje sms kehte he,
Muje murkh padhte he,
Ullu forward karte he,
Gadhe delete karte he,
or monkey save karte he.
ab maja ayega tum kya karoge?

Wife-agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Husband-main TV aur newspaper
main ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho.....
KHUSH Raho.

1 din chand ne
Mujse kaha,

Tere ye dost

Kamine he

Bekar he

Chalu he

Matlbi he

Maine chand ko
Ghura

&
Gusse se kaha

"Mujhe Pata Hai"