ankitsardana's SMS Collection

Gahak: (doodh waly sy)
Tumhari gaay kita doodh deti he
Doodh wala: 5 kilo
Gahak: is main say kitna bech letey ho?
Doodh wala: yehi koi 12 kilo

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.

Phool gir jate hain,
Jab aap ate ho.
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Andhe ho!
Zara dhayan se hchala karo,
Gamlon say kion takrate ho?

My love for u was so true,
u know that I would never forget u,
but now my heart is crushed n broken in two
I should have never fallen in love with u

Great studnts like us work on the principle of rocket….
not bcoz v aim for da skies but coz v dont start studying unless our tail is on fire..

Baap: beta, paper kaisa huwa?
Beta: bus pehla sawal choot gia!
Baap: acha! aur baqi?
Beta: teesra mujhe aata nhe tha! chotha mai karna bhool gia! paanchwa mujhe nazar nhe aya! chatta paper ki pichle taraf tha, maine dekha he nhe!
Baap ghusy mai bola: aur dosra?
Beta: bus srf wohi galat hua hai. .

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?

eXams r there

at da paper u stare

the answer is no where

which makes u pull ur hair

the grades r not fair

but just like da past 14 years

we dont care!!

Suffering cheerfully endured, ceases to be suffering and is transmuted into an ineffable joy.
- Gandhi