arshi's Quote Collection

santa bike se ja raha tha,
ladki ko dekh karachanak gir gaya
ladki oh my god lagi toh nahi?
santa-o nai soniye hum toh aise hi bike se utarte hai

duniya ke paanch mushkil kaam
1] hathi ko dhakka dena
2]machar ki maalish karna
3]chiti ko kiss karna
4]ziraffe ki gardan dabana
5]apse sms ki ummeed karna