leolove's Quote Collection

Ram - I notice that
Your Wife is
mostly in the kitchen,
Probably she Cooks
many varieties.!
Shyam - No.! Actually
our Telephone Connection
is in the kitchen.!

PHYSICS TEACHER -
Now as you all know
the Law of Gravity
explains why we
Stay on Earth.
PAPPU - But Where
did people stay
Before the law
was passed.?