arun kumar's Quote Collection

Math Teacher : If a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life.

Student : I love you sir and you love your daughter which means I love your daughter.

Maa aapki Yaad Satati Hai, Mere Paas Aa Jaao,
Thak Gaya Hoon, Mujhe Apne Aanchal Main Sulao,
Ungliyaan Apni Pher Kar Baalon Mein Mere,
Ek Baar Phir Se Bachpan Ki Loriyaan Sunaao…

Santa ko uski Girl Friend ne sms kiya....
"I Miss Your"

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Santa Ne Apna Khatarnaka Dimag Lagaya,
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.aur Do Ghantea Baad Reply Bheha........."I Mr. You........