Ashish Tomar's SMS Collection

Shyari by a failed student..
Agar wo kar leti ishq hamse, hamari raato ki neend ud jaati, is bahane raat ko padh lete, kam se kam supplementry to aa jaati.

An insult......
Boy:- I like your teeth very much.
Grl (smiled n said) oh really! why?
Boy: coz "Yellow" is my favourite color.

Manager: what is your qualification?
Santa:- Sir, i am PHD.
Manager:(Shocked) what do u mean by PHD?
Santa:- Sir Passed Highschool with Difficulty....

aftr breakup.....Boy:
Dil me 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise, ruswana ho jau chhupau kaise, Tanha chhod gyi ho mujhe jabse,
Maa kasam itna khush hu k batau kaise.

Life will change frm clsroom to office, jeans 2 formals, books 2 files, pocketmoney to salary, wat wil nevr chnge is "FRIENDSHIP". let it be d same 4ever.