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kya hua


nahi hai

Don't disappoint
koi baat nahi.Dil chhota mat karo...
kisi bhi gadhe ke nahi hote ha..ha..ha.

Zaleel hone ka nayaab tareeka


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Zaleel hone ke liye kitne betaab ho. ki tareeka dhoondh rahe ho:-)

Rishte banane k liye bas ek pal chahiya par unke nibhane k liye dil chahiye khelte to sagar bhi hai lehro se par unhe thamne k liye bhi sahil chahiye.

Do u know the basic diff
btwn luv & exam !

love : you ve so many thought bt u can't expres .

Exam : you don't ve a single thought still u have 2 expres it,

KiTaab-E-DiL PaDh RaHe The,
HuMara Bhi NaaM UsMe JuDa Hua MiLa,
HuMNe ApNe NaaM Ka PaNNa KhoLa,
KisMaT To DeKho WoHi PaNNa Muda Hua MiLa.

No balance pls call me urgent
























Is sms ko apne doston ko bhejo aur dekho kitne bewkoof ise pura nahi padhte..

FULLFORM OF A GIRL
G- GOLI DENE ME SABSE AAGE
I- INNOCENT SIRF SHAKL SE
R- RONE DHONE KI AUTOMATIC MCHN
L- LADAI ME SABKI MAA
JAGO MUNDEYO JAGO..

Putting u thru a blood test...
Testing...

Testing...

testing over!
RESULT: Sorry... U have no blood. U r made of honey. Thats Y U r so sweet.